This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail. Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots. Please keep it light!
You're in jail because I took over the world.
You're in jail for the illegal landing procedure of your flying possum.
You're in jail for reviving this thread.
You're in jail for lack of potassium
You're in jail for riding a unicycle on the wing of a plane.
You're in jail for reviving this forum game.
In jail for not providing ice cream.
You're in jail for breaking the rules in rock-paper-scissors.
You're in jail for making up the way fish is cooked.
In jail for stealing time from millions of people.
For causing the sentences to shorten.
Jailed because I wanna lengthen your sentence.
Thrown into the dungeons for being different
You're in jail because being different is cool
You're in jail for ending a B2B posting.
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