This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail.
Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots.
Please keep it light!
You're in jail because that's just how life works. We're all prisoners to the economy and our own desires, maaan. There's no democracy in the world. The government controls everything, watches everything, bruh.