This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail.
Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots.
Please keep it light!
You're in jail for jailing the wrong person. You had to jail the author of the very last post (me), but you instead jailed someone whose last post was 8 posts ago (ryanalex).