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R2D21999
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So I just noticed today that I had a stuffy nose. I thought it was completely normal, that it was just allergies because of pollen. However, I also noticed that I coughed a total of two times today. Not one, but two! And if you all thought that was worse enough, I also have... a slight headache!

It was then and there that I decided to look up the symptoms of ebola. And look! One of the symptoms is severe headache! I have a headache guys! I have ebola!

And I need your guys' help to cure me of this plague. Please, you're my last hope.

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cobbcannon3423
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Have you been eating your own cookies lately?

Omegap12
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Ive also heard lore about seeing a stag smile will eradicate the disease from your body. Not sure about that though, im pretty sure a smiling stag is very rare and incredibly hard to find,

MrDayCee
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I fail to see the 'funny' part of this deadly disease in any context... I'm truly disappointed guys...

Doombreed
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I fail to see the 'funny' part of this deadly disease in any context... I'm truly disappointed guys...

The way I see it, the funny thing is the result of googling symptoms. Because it is quite common and easy to go like "OH NO! I HAVE CANCER" or other deadly diseases, when you google symptoms So it is not the disease itself, but the reaction.

MrDayCee
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@Doombreed Guess I'm too old for this then...

Doombreed
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@MrDayCee maybe... It is ok for a little laugh, but still, it is not THAT funny.

cobbcannon3423
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Probably the best part of this is that his profile info says he's a robot. Robots don't get ebola

etg2002
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YOU DONT HAVE EBOLA!

you have somethine worse... Adenovirus 14, The killer cold, is deadly. can kill just about anyone.

Doombreed
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you have somethine worse... Adenovirus 14, The killer cold, is deadly. can kill just about anyone.

How about both?

R2D21999
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The only known cure is the tears of @StormWalker in a golden cup.

How the heck am I going to make @StormWalker cry? I guess I could tie her in a chair and force her to watch Tokyo Ghoul.

im pretty sure a smiling stag is very rare and incredibly hard to find,

Can't you do it for your favorite droid? Just this once?

I fail to see the 'funny' part of this deadly disease in any context

@MrDayCee! Ebola is no joke! This is a serious disease that needs to be treated with serious attention.

Robots don't get ebola

Well you're wrong! I have ebola and I am a robot.

Father Time?

MrDayCee is a father?!

you have somethine worse... Adenovirus 14, The killer cold, is deadly. can kill just about anyone.

How about both?

Stop worrying me even more!

StormWalker
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How the heck am I going to make @StormWalker cry? I guess I could tie her in a chair and force her to watch Tokyo Ghoul.

The only reason I'd cry about Tokyo Ghoul is because the anime was so awful.
An easier way is to remind me about college apps, but I'd rather you not do that.

HahiHa
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@MattEmAngel You can thank rigorous controls for that. Nonetheless, over 11'000 people died in West Africa from this epidemic alone...

Doombreed
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You can thank rigorous controls for that. Nonetheless, over 11'000 people died in West Africa from this epidemic alone...

Not to mention the deaths from the swine flu...

cobbcannon3423
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alright well ignoring the fact that your a robot, in my professional opinion you have a very serious case of...

The common cold

pangtongshu
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Don't fret DayCee-chan, Ebola is far less deadly than the common cold ^-^

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