> I'm a forumnaut with pride
> I... errr... *sigh*... oh... I forgot who I am... I hope you're happy now, you made me forget who I am, Fish! I have to check my "history" to remember... but I don't remember how to check it... meh, I'll be a new person... I must...
> I am Swarmlord2. I have a unicorn called Mr Rainbow and I am trying to work out the answer.
> I'm doqck. If there's one thing I love doing here, it's to blow my way up to the forum games' objeqcktives.
> I'm Chryosten (also known as Darkfire45) and I like randomness. I also like to solve stuff and am currently trying to solve this riddle.
> I'm just here to be condescending and obstructive.
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alright *breaks off a small piece from his armatar and wires the red button to it* this seems enough strong to literally push the pirates off yet too weak to damage our ship. let's go! *starts mashing the red button* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
*opens inventory* WOW! it's literally full of questions! WE CAN'T CARRY ANYTHING ELSE!
maybe... if we could answer the questions this would give us some free space on it and help us to know what's happening?
Fish please. We don't even know when the pirates arrive... Also, look at this inventory. There's already so many questions here, I doubt we'll have the answers for all of them, let alone more.
The biggest challenge is that we have no free inventory slots... hey wait! how are we going to fight the pirates if we have no items? I guess we're supposed to escape them instead of fighting!
there must be a question i can answer. *dives deep into the inventory* I FOUND A MEME-RELATED QUESTION WHICH ANY OF US CAN FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT ANSWER IN NO TIME!
What exactly is the cake?
it's a lie. a big, blatant lie. *question disappears* yay! now we have an empty slot in the inventory