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Wow what the heck. You guys went major kitten fest on me. I'm not sure if this is a disappointment or a relief. I'll answer them tomorrow because I'm tired.

Also we're going back to one question a day starting tomorrow.

I still have a chance!

Who?
What?
Where?
When?
Why?

would you prefer a cruddy game, but it is immensely creative, OR a really overused genre but a excellent game?

Overused genre. Why should I pay for a terrible game when I can buy a better one?

Where are you going on holiday?

Missouri.

What is your favorite type of poison for the cookies?

Flavored arsenic.

Couldn't you just share your wisdom and answer our questions while on vacation, telepathically?

No. Too much work for a vacation.

Call of Duty or Battlefield ?

Probs Battlefield.

For how long has he been doing this?

Ever since he was abandoned as a child.

What does he do at night?

He does the curtain from behind.

What else is behind the curtain?

The outside world from which he came from.

How would you advise me in my quest as a squire (i.e trying to become a knight)?

Post your fantasies.

Out of all the superpowers you came upon during the "What's your Random Superpower?" mania, which ones are your favorites?

By sheer strength I'd say Vector Manipulation. By randomness I'd probably say spoon manipulation.

Bats or spiders?

Bats are my favorite animals. So bats.

Medieval era, or future games?

Medieval because Zelda is medieval depending on which games.

Wise Oracle, what do you do to have the best prices for the best poisonous cookies? also, how many cookies can you make in one day?

Prices? No no no. There are no prices. My rate of cookie development in a day varies to how I'm feeling, but recently I've done about 12 in an hour.

What's wrong with Doombreed's hat?

It's missing the top.

How'd you learn to become a hat fixer-upper?

Life experiences from many hats.

Could you fix my hat?

No.

How much does it cost?

6 mortal souls.

Do you fix your own hats or commission some other Oracle to do it?

Who fixes their own hat? I force others to fix my hats... without pay of course.

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It's been 3 days since my last question, time for a new one now that you're back

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Do you answer with questions because you did not understand the original questions?

Vector or Raster?

Prices? No no no. There are no prices.

Do you answer with questions because you did not understand the original questions?

Do you?

Ronaldo or Messi?

Ronaldo as his name doesn't sound as messy.

Vector or Raster?

I prefer Vector but Raster can look pretty nice.

how do you do that?

By letting them exist.

How's the weather?

Terraria or Minecraft? personally, i like terraria better...

Do you?

No. Does that mean you don't either?

Between the 'arrow to the knee' and the 'cookie is a lie', which overused meme is more deserving of being purged from the internet forever?

Hey Oracle, if the word "copyrights" exist, does the word "copylefts" and "copywrongs" also exist?

the 'cookie is a lie

Ι think it's 'the cake is a lie' @HahiHa ...or is it? O_O

Ι think it's 'the cake is a lie' HahiHa ...or is it? O_O

At times like these I wish we could upvote forum posts.

(Note to the sensitive Oracle: the 'Or is it?' part in my previous post was NOT a question directed at you. Do not start saying that I TECHNICALLY asked you a question. That's all, I just felt this needed to be said xD)