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R2D21999
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Hello citizens of ArmorGames! It is I, the great and powerful R2D21999. I have gained wisdom after many eons and I've decided to share that wisdom with you all. Once per day, I will permit one question from every user. However, it's only one question a day. More than one and I will forever leave your other questions unanswered for a whole day. It has to be more than exactly 24 hours.

So come... amuse me with your questions, mortals.

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Swarmlord2
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Post your fantasies.

Any more useful advice?

R2D21999
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How's the weather?

It's pretty nice outside. It's so nice and cloudy that if I die outside right now people will probably think I'm relaxing in the sun.

Terraria or Minecraft?

Well I've played Minecraft but not Terraria. So seeing as how I'm kinda biased, I choose Minecraft.

Does that mean you don't either?

Does that mean you don't either?

which overused meme is more deserving of being purged from the internet forever?

I would say the cake is a lie meme. The reason being is that the arrow in the knee meme can be changed rather well as compared to the cake meme. For example, "I used to be an Italian chef, but then I took an arrow to the knee." The Cake is a Lie meme is rather bland and serves no purpose.

Hey Oracle, if the word "copyrights" exist, does the word "copylefts" and "copywrongs" also exist?

I'm sorry but I'm prohibited from ever saying those things due to copyright. Let's just say they're indeed words.

O mighty Oracle, how many languages do you speaketh?

Thanks to the power of elgoog I can speak multiple languages.

When are you going to invite your buddy C-3PO to join AG?

Never. He is a disgrace.

Any more useful advice?

Don't trust people who share advice.

Gantic
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What will the next Forum Game I create be about?

Doombreed
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ooh, Gantic's got you cornered there Oracle Good luck!

R2D21999
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Your next forum game will be all about [REDACTED].

armorplayergc
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Hi, Wise Oracle, can you tell me why this question is useless?

HahiHa
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Which province will The Elder Scrolls VI be located in?

Doombreed
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Does that mean you don't either?

Does that mean you don't either?
Dujas
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Oracle, pizza or chinese food? (For my dinner.)

thepunisher93
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Is 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Gantic
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What will the next thread I create be about?

FishPreferred
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¿dn sᴉ ʎɐʍ ɥɔᴉɥʍ

What will the next Forum Game I create be about?
What will the next thread I create be about?
Even I know the answer to that: It's about Gantic. They're all secretly about Gantic. Always.
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can you tell me why this question is useless?

Because the question only stops you from being able to ask another question within 24 hours. A question that would probably be of more use.

Which province will The Elder Scrolls VI be located in?

Hammerfell

Does that mean you don't either?

Does that mean you don't either?

pizza or chinese food?

Hmm... I'd go with Chinese food, probably because I don't eat it as often as pizza.

Is 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything?

It's not exactly the answer, but it is the key to finding the answer.

What will the next thread I create be about?

I'd imagine it would be a wild rabbit chase, complete with puzzles of varying difficulty.

R2D21999
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¿dn sᴉ ʎɐʍ ɥɔᴉɥʍ

For some reason my oracle mobile device can only register the ? to the first s... or the last s. But I'm going to go ahead and say, yes.

FishPreferred
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[...] yes.
I knew it! It makes perfect sense!
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