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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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woody_7007
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Ok, thanks. I look forward to writin an absolutely MASSIVE post when i get back catching up with everything.

I will also look forward to seeing who the new leader is, if thoad is leaving for good.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ah, well thoad, your challenge will be a welcome one. And yes i knew they did die, ever so briefly, but he ment those that have been dead for years.

Sllim, does that mean you want out of the club entirly? Or are you just resigning your post?

Woody. You will be missed here, as you are a good member.

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Thanks. Dang it seems like everyones leaving!! Come back.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Indeed. We never had a large amount of members i nour club, most likely to our higher standereds, and need for a bit of intelligance. And people just don't want to think that sometyhing like this could happen!

woody_7007
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In a way it was qiute nice there being only a few of us. We were like an elite. I know! Say it isnt so!

thoadthetoad
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alot of us are leaving, and I MIGHT be leaving. I took sllim totally off, and skater, you'll get your first scenario on monday the 11th.

People are still welcome to try for the apprentice role, this will take a while.

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NO! They are people that were transformed while
they were still alive, and then spread this infetion by bites

Wtf that doesnt even make sense!

well, technically, they do die, but are reanimated nearly right after death, but enough to where their brain can be easily controlled.

Wtf that doesnt even make sense cuz its not possible! You would think in the 6 or so thousand years if there were zombies you would see them by now. And if scientists could make a person come back to life (or a parasite) the world would be a lot different, and more populated
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Wtf that doesnt even make sense cuz its not possible! You would think in the 6 or so thousand years if there were zombies you would see them by now. And if scientists could make a person come back to life (or a parasite) the world would be a lot different, and more populated

if you care to notice, the parasite was made as a bio-warfare tool, not to bring back family members, that's the only reason why they attack people, it was made for warfare. At a point of desperation, a government and human would do ANYTHING, including make a virus that would cause a class 4 outbreak. Besides, we're not saying that zombies are real, this is a club designed to put your analysis and comprehension skills to the test.
You would think in the 6 or so thousand years if there were zombies you would see them by now.


You'd think in 6 or so thousand years people would have known that the giant squid wasn't just a myth.
We're not saying that zombies are walking and killing right now either! That would be just stupid, they're easy to spot and are loud, the whole world would know, but reanimation of a body could be easy. Remember the rumor about walt disney requesting his brain to be frozen? Reanimation could be near. There's also places where you can "freeze" yourself until the year 3k. They chop off your head and flash-freeze it to preserve it. Reanimation of a body could be easy, just not a rotten guy.

Wtf that doesnt even make sense cuz its not possible

this is a case of science fiction, and beleive it or not, reaching the bottom of the sea and landing on the moon was also science fiction, but we corrected it into. . .well, just science.
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nothing is impossible, just really improbable

i think the way that this group is set its funny, its like a story or something, real-life stuff, what if the impossible (99.99) was possible
i do think that the way how you set it was pretty interesting though, so i congratulate you........ WELL DONE!

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well, thinks dude, but this is a place to talk about zombies and the survival of them. I'm flattered that you think the way I set this up was funny and interesting, but this is a place of zombies, not me, haha.

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Wtf that doesnt even make sense cuz its not possible! You would think in the 6 or so thousand years if there were zombies you would see them by now. And if scientists could make a person come back to life (or a parasite) the world would be a lot different, and more populated


Actually no. You have no idea what you are trying to say, and are being a douche. When Ben franklin discovered electricity, every one said he was insane, and that a flameless candel couldn't be made. Well guesse what? We have a light bulb. Also, as thoad has said, re-animation isn't that hard to make. Presuming that a parasite could be made, to replace the brain, to the point that oxygen, and blood flow were no longer required, then it is very much possible. As of today, no, zombies may not exist. But i na few years, it could happen. We are currently waging war, and in my mind, that could be an option if a world war three ever occurs.

As for you, you are flaming our thread. I will report you to a mod, if you don't stop the following...

1.Being an asswipe
2.flaming.
3.being a douche
4.spaming
5.ever post here again, with out posting anything relating to what the club was made for.
6....well actually there is no 6. I just like this number.
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1.Being an asswipe
2.flaming.
3.being a douche
4.spaming
5.ever post here again, with out posting anything relating to what the club was made for.
6....well actually there is no 6. I just like this numbe

1. Isn't asswipe and douche the same?
2. Spamming*
3. I told him not to ;P lol
4. 6 is just as lonely as 1, it's the loneliest number since the number 5.
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1. Isn't asswipe and douche the same?
2. Spamming*
3. I told him not to ;P lol
4. 6 is just as lonely as 1, it's the loneliest number since the number 5.


1......*shifty eyes* Maybe....
2. I did a good job on that one!
3.Well so did I!
4. well next time i will go up to seven, and every one thniks seven is lucky, even though i think that elevendy twelve is the lucky one. lol
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Groan Groan Groan Bua Bua lol ill join if urnot a zombie !!!

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I think this is a decent plan....

I would grab my gun and set up defense in the windows and nail up the front door, get sand and put sandbags in the windows and I would probably find a big food source.

After I run out I would gather goods and supplies and ammo run out to Giant Eagle and look for uninfected food and get it run out and I would get in my shed and pull out a ladder and climb back in the window.

After I'm suited up I would look for survivors and I would bring them back to my house and protect because we are very lucky to be alive.

When I find 10 survivors I would go to ****'s to get some weapons (paintball guns, air soft guns, bats and balls, snipers, and rifles). My survivors: gun specialist, doctor (3 including me), cooks, a nurse, a war veteran, a business man (for intelligence), a scientist, and two teens who know a lot about the place.

I would bring back my weapons I would teach them to shoot reload and survive at desperate times.

After about ahh....3 months I would put up traps (lights, mines, and ditches etc.). After, I'm good to last a while I would have to make a path around my traps just to make a sure I don't lose a survivor.

Now, after a year I would try to find a cure and make everybody good again. This might take a long time I would have to have shifts (maybe a doctor might be there and we have to switch off every time we have found a step closer to the cure).

Once we've have gone halfway to the cure I would put a test and make a dummy and put it out. After they are done eating I will unleash the half-done cure. I will write down the results of the trap and make the half-done cure a even more effective cure.

Now my house would look pretty armored up and ready for a battle. I would make another test of my cure and do the same trap. I would record the test and see that the zombies are starting to have normal assets.

OK, here my schedule after about...2 and a half years:

Everyday:
Targeting practice for 1 hour. Work on cure for 2 hours others check any mischief around the fortress or any survivors looking for rescue. Workout for 3 hours. Eat for 20 minutes and then check around for any supplies forgotten for about 1. Finally, check for any cracks leaks or infected food and then got to bed.

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