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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thoadthetoad
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letting the military bomb the area out of existance.

I've been waiting for a long time for a person to ask this question, which gave me a whole lot of time to figure out how to shoot it down >.

The zombie starts off in several different towns, states, and countries, hence it's worldwide.
but good one.

... Did I do something wrong? *chibimazzelhface*

no, you did fine for a first scenario answer. Btw, I meant that at that moment you were in NY, hence the large building. You know times square right? With all the huge electronic bill-boards?

well ledmonds, I'm sure you'll be happy to hear this:
Your in the club! You've made a decent enough survival plan, and you answered a scenario successfully.

So now the famous other mod zoph is thinking on going into the ZSC?
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The zombie starts off in several different towns, states, and countries, hence it's worldwide.
but good one.


Meh if its good enough for the writers of resi 3 and 4 then its good enough for me.

So now the famous other mod zoph is thinking on going into the ZSC?


Looks like we have a frwsh batch of recruits to replace all the people leaving (like me *sob*). I will be back though, you mark my words.
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no, you did fine for a first scenario answer. Btw, I meant that at that moment you were in NY, hence the large building. You know times square right? With all the huge electronic bill-boards?
*squees* Well, I only know it from some vague movie images. >_>

So now the famous other mod zoph is thinking on going into the ZSC?
I dunno, I think I considered it some sixty pages back or something, but never understood how it worked. Well, that, and I'm absolutely terrible at surviving. I mean, just look at this darn plan:
Hmm. An outbreak beginning here? Grab the most useful of my possessions (mainly knives and things to make fire with), raid a mall (or just buy things if it was before the panic) and get a little food, some seeds for vegetables perhaps, an axe... Jump on a train and go somewhere remote. Walk even further away. I live in Denmark, so nothing is really that far away from anything. Oh, and if the outbreak was discovered soon enough, I'd try to get hold of my friends (none of my close friends live in the same town as me, so it would take a while for the outbreak to reach them?). I'd need the company, and all possible help. But really, mainly the company.
Back to plan about going somewhere remote.
Probably find a cottage or something similar in one oh the more vacant places in nature, close to a water source, setting it up so that it would be an okay place to live. Set up traps, probably not the best traps, but better than nothing. Eventually start building a large barricade of tree trunks, very simple, but again better than nothing. Hope the soil is fertile and plant aforementioned seeds.
We'd have no honest way of discovering a cure, so it would be about outlasting them, hoping that some other survivors could find one. Just try to survive...

Heck, if it had to happen so fast that I could not get any of my friends with me, I'd probably go insane before the zombies got me anyway.


I think I might have misunderstood the grand opening scenario (given that I didn't reread the OP but only based it on what you wrote yesterpage).
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... The page before yesterpage. Darn page shifts.

thoadthetoad
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Well, I only know it from some vague movie images. >_>

I can probably get you a picture.

I think I might have misunderstood the grand opening scenario (given that I didn't reread the OP but only based it on what you wrote yesterpage).


It does seem you misunderstood the scenario purpose. The veterans of the ZSC had made the scenario's in order to prevent boredom, because people don't seem to have too much of a zombie craze here (despite all the games) so we made the scenario's for each other to answer, like making another plan. In order to join the club you (and this is also directed to Cenere) have to make your plan of what you would do, if within the next 10 minutes you find out there's a zombie infestation rising (most likely emergency broadcast over the internet or T.V. if it's on). You have all the supplies you have in REAL LIFE. You also need to be sure of WHERE your going and WHAT's gonna be there.
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See, this was what I based that text on.

Which makes it easy to spot them. So you must answer one of those, (can be in story form) and you have to make your plan of what you would do if the zombie of the characteristics I specified on the first page broke out. Full break out would be in ~ 1-2 weeks, and the human population/survivors would most likely be within 500 - 1000 Survivors worldwide. Your supplies are everything you have in real life, so make sure to know what your going to bring, how long you can hold up in a house, and when your going to leave. Trust me, your going to have to leave at some point.
I read the 'full break out would be in ~ 1-2 weeks' as 'that is how long it will take before the outbreak is really serious'. Which isn't unrealistic, imo.
But I should probably have reread the first page. Not that I think it would have helped much, as I didn't understand it the first time I read it either. >_>

But an emergency zombie infestation here? I'd spend the time left before the next train leaves finding useful items, and then hop on. If the train is infested or there's already nowhere to go without being attacked, I'd most likely perish. I can't fight, I can only run. No, strike that. I can only hide.
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Firstly I would grab the cricket bat and look around for my t-shirt in hope of my keys being there. If a zombie got within 5 feet of me I would smack it oops up side the head and as soon as I found those keys I would be out of there. I am thinking that my friends would have guessed they are in danger by now and would follow me whilst getting to the car, I would get to the closest police station and get a weapon. After this I would head back home (better to rid myself of dead family members first) and then head for the supermarket to stock up on food and drink.
If the zombies are slow enough I could run to check out the situation on numbers, after this I would head for the radio hq in the town centre and get out a message.
After that I would just fight for survival.


I must say, I'm a little disappointed that you didn't find a use for more of the stuff I gave you. The net, for example, sounded useful, plus you only assumed you could find your keys, didn't consider the option that you might not be able to find them, due to the zombies every where.
You also left the Guinness behind. Naughty, naughty...
Also, considering I gave you a pretty concrete description of the starting area, I had hope for more concrete descriptions of where you would go; for example, do you even know where the police station is?
Considering the early state of the Zombie attack, I'm not sure robbing the Supermarket is a good option, or attacking a police station, as the end result would most likely be you, in a jail cell, surrounded by zombies.
Honestly, I would give that response a C-, but only because I am in a generous mood.

.. Assuming I lived in NY.
Abandoned office building... Hit the stairs, go up quickly, move through doors and block the way so the zombies would be slowed down. Tell the lady it would be better to split up and try to make it on our own. Attempt to move somewhat silently, so as not to attract much attention, hoping that she will have less success in doing so and thus attract their attention. If by chance running through a canteen, grab some solid knives.
Figure out where the fire is coming from, and try to ensure that the zombies have been lured at least a few floors up, then trying to make way into a ventilation shaft. If possible, escaping that way in another direction than the fire.
This would all need to be timed somewhat with the approach of the fire and the speed of the zombies, but should be relatively possible? Depending on the building, of course.
... Did I do something wrong? *chibimazzelhface*


I would have to call that an epic fail there Z, my apologies. Heading up, and crawling through air shafts, in a building that is going to be on fire in thirty minutes is a death sentence, the best possible outcome being a bar-b-que for the zombies.

If you do pass through a building looking for stuff to help you, if the only thing you grab in the canteen is knives, you are missing a lot of potentially useful stuff, not least of which is water. The odds of finding a handgun of any type in this situation is minimal, but there are still things of value to be considered.


MY RESPONSE TO THOADS SCENARIO

At the very least, anyone who has taken this scenario should have mentioned that they look at the directory to see what resources might be available. Is there a Doctors office? Is there any kind of business that might have fire-arms? Worth checking, but searching the building at random is a huge mistake. I would use this information to maximize my resource collection, working from the highest useful floor down, but with the fire so close, I'm not going any higher then the 5th floor, unless something really useful might be within reach.

If the power is still on, (and I think there should be a good chance of that) I look for the security office, if this is a modern building, the heavy set lady could sit watching the monitors, while I take a walkie-talkie, and explore. (There might also be hand-guns kept there, and the door should lock.) She could warn me about zombies in my area, and the proximity of the fire. I would not cast her aside for no reason, she can carry stuff, and she is an extra set of eyes. This is no time to waste any resource. Besides, after a few months of surviving the zombiefied landscape, (if she does) she will lose a lot of weight, and be an even better ally in the world to come.

Speaking of the world to come, if there are any jewelers, and the riots began during the day, I would try to get a few handfuls of gems. They don't weight much, and there is always some idiot who thinks a shiny rock is worth more then a handful of bullets, or a can of gasoline. If the riots occur at night, I assume all the calues are locked in a safe, so i would not waste my time.

What I did after this would depend on the situation. If I could hide in the basement, I would move backwards through the burned area, once I returned to the surface, thinking it a safer direction to travel.
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I would have to call that an epic fail there Z, my apologies. Heading up, and crawling through air shafts, in a building that is going to be on fire in thirty minutes is a death sentence, the best possible outcome being a bar-b-que for the zombies.

If you do pass through a building looking for stuff to help you, if the only thing you grab in the canteen is knives, you are missing a lot of potentially useful stuff, not least of which is water. The odds of finding a handgun of any type in this situation is minimal, but there are still things of value to be considered.
Well, I am epic fail when it comes to surviving, since I lack that vital thing... A will to live. I just do so because it's easier than just dying.
But I wouldn't call it a death sentence. I don't think it would take all of those thirty minutes to go up a few floors and, after checking where the fire is coming from (I'm still WTF @ this mysteriously timed fire), finding ventilation shafts in the other end of the building. Going down those some ten minutes before the fire reaches the OTHER end of the building, and then of course having the troubles with actually getting out of them again... But still. It is not a certain death sentence.

As to why I would grab no other thing than knives, that was simply because I viewed the scenario as being about escaping the building. The only thing I could possible need water for in such a short time span would be to put out some fire, but spending time searching for a bottle to have it in rather than fleeing immediately?
Only reason to go into building being to delay them (given that they follow) and hurrying out again. Depending on the amount of zombies they could be fooled in, stopped by a blocked door, and I could jump out a 1st floor window and make a run for it...
Also, I suck at improvising objects found in an area. I'm used to doing the 'I search *area*' and getting a 'you find *object*' back, and taking it from there.

Again, I have no survival instinct, I admit to being fail. *hands brain over to nearest zombie*
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Oh, and thanks for the *canteen. I rarely fail spelling a word, but when I fail it, I fail it badly...

... I hate big buildings...

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I viewed the scenario as being about escaping the building

that's pretty much where I was going with it. I made the timed fire so you wouldn't just hole up into the building.

With designs of most super tall buildings, there is a roof, and tends to connect with the other building to where you might just need to jump to get to it. So I recommend that.

Aww, zoph, you don't epically fail at the survival thing, but MudPuddle makes the point that you'll basically be in a baking oven should the fire get to your position in time.

*hands brain over to nearest zombie*

*chibibashes that zombie and throws brain back into your noggin*
:U lol, you may no have much will to live but....meh nvm. IF you wanna die THAT BADLY then do w/e <_<U
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To Mudpuddles scenario
I'd grab the cricket bat, the chicken and the Guiness(I think this is the first scenario to include beer) and try to find the keys. If I couldn't, try to let the zombies chase my friends or get them to come with me. Then do my best to get home on foot, and take stock of what supplies I have, and see if the neighborhoods gone to hell. Since it's early, and no panic, I'd get my life savings and get supplies before the rush. The regular long term stuff, canned goods, farming implements, stuff to barricade the doors and windows. A gun can wait, so I'd get a crowbar and try to pick up a gun once its gone full scale. then head for the hills if necesarry

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Okay, sudden infection..
I have my door locked, and if none of the others in the building are infected, t should be rather safe (security locks on all doors). I would call my family and check if they a)know, b)might be infected/in danger, and then try and plan my way around this; pack a bag with food and what else I could get use of, most likely my laptop as well, as that could end up being my only link to the outside world untill it will become a burden. Posting here a last time to go "OMG! ZOMBIES!" and try to get an idea of the problem. The streets are filled with frigthened people, which would have the attention of the zombies. They would run off, and most of the zombies would follow for a while, as the prey scatter.
I would secure the door for the night (I live on the first floor, and there is a nice distance between the streets and my windows). When the dawn breaks, I would gather my stuff and leave, going for the highway. I know cars might be a bad idea, but I will rather die with my family, and they live far away. At that point the zombies would be searching back to the city in search for prey, so the highway should be relatively safe. I have no other weapons than knives and the shaft of my broom, so if a group of zombies catch me in a corner, I would be - dead meat.
If I make it to the highway, I would either walk, or try to find an abandoned car. As it is too dangerous to try and find gas if it runs out, I would begin walking again, or try and find another car/spying on the gas station on the side of the high way, as they could be used for shelter and give me food and electricity for a while, still trying to keep in touch with my family untill the network crashes, or I stop getting replies from the calls. If that happens, I would continue towards my home, as it still have some defendable points, and I would have lost my goal for a while from there.

If the other in my building were infected, I would block the door, and then grap knives and the broom stick, hopefully defending myself in my room, when they are trying to get through the door. I would probably not live, but hell no if they are going to take me down. Worst case scenario I would have open window to flee out of, or I would kill myself to spare myself from the infection.

... Jeez, I talk a lot... Okay, well, my plan. A little irrational, but as I wrote, I would rather be with my family and watch the end approach, than stay safe. Besides, my dad has some rifles. No other way to get weapons, really..
Blah.
Fail.

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ok, as for thoads scenrio. Seeing as power would stil lbe working, I would use it, (praying the fat lady didnt break it) down to around the base floor, were i could hopefully find some sort of heavy wooden, and or metal object. Asssuming i have a knive with me (which I mostly allways do) i could shapen the wood, which I could then use for a shaper weapon. With it, I would attempt to make it across the street, (running, and thus losing miss fat's alot) NAd hopefully find a building free of fire. Now if i had no other means of escaping (assuming that building was on fire as wel) I would join the rushes and run like hell. Not much else to do, though I would take more back road decolate routes apposed to stickingt to one road waiting for zombies to eat me.

It sucks, but I could about die right now.

Nice to see Cen and Zoph in here BTW.

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I would say: ''OMG ZOMBIES!'' and run torward then.

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I missed so much within a few days.....i'm sad.

Any ways, I just thought of something that could come i nhandy. A lock pick set. Yes they might be a bit hard to come by, but think about it.

You are trying to enter a home. yes you could smash your way in with a crowbar, but that would make a hell of alot of noise. With this, you get in quickly, and easily, and assuming no zombies are in there, you now have a door to seperate you from zombies. What do you think? Come thoad, that was a good call by me.

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