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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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hrmmm, i havent been accepted yet but i guess i could, i dunno, um....... maybe next page.


Well this has been bumped far down, beacuse of OLD threads started in mid 08. So yeah.......


I'll make a sceanario........

Character: Lone farmer, in the country side. Only gun experince, shooting at wild animals.

Weapon(s): A hunting knife, and a hunting rifle, you only have a box of ammo. (Yes a box, size of a small laptop)

Other Characters/Naighbours:

Bill: -Small farm next to yours, is an avid hunter, has experince in the woods aswell as mechanical issues.

Dorra: -Avrage housewife, can make food out of almost anything.

Keneth: -Crook from local county jail. Can navigate through anywhere and has been to the city quite often.


Setting:

Avrage countryside farm, with three buildings. One are farmhouse the second, barnyeard and third a shed. Opean feilds of corn, and other food. Wide area and a vehical in the Garage. Opean roads, and free (lot's) space. The next town with a 'supposed' "shelter" is atlest three hours away. Although many reports suggest that, there are a number of threats as well.

Transportation:

Tractor:, -Can carry up to two people in total, but is vary slow, and is old. Can go three miles per hour. Has full tank of gas.

Pickup Truck: -Can carry up to five people and storage in the back. Is fast, and has been used only three times in a month. Fairly new. Gas although is limited, has only about three kilometers of gas.

I know this is diffrent, but give it a try.
thoadthetoad
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on the second page of the tavern? What happened here?
I leave for less than 24 hours and the ZSC is dieing again? No guys, just no.
Okay, I have another requirement for both skater and mud.

You have to bookmark/favorite this page, and put it near the top, or a place where you'd regularly find it, I have it on my toolbar. If you don't see this on the first page of the tavern, bump it. Whether it's a crackpot scenario, an answer to a scenario, or just saying that someone fails or an announcement, I've done it before, you can too.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Thoad, I am truely sorry, but when my mom makes me do volunteer work at a nursing home, how am I supposed to bump this? We will not let it die, so just dont get your panties i na note.


alright lemme think this over, kk. since the zombie havent attacked me for a week, im going to get what ever suplies i can find at the abandoned grocery store, pack them up and look for another weapon, il take my .50 magnum withh me, but it only have 50 ammo left, i hope thats enough to make it to the town, since the main roads are blocked, im going to have to stick to the paths, but if i go to close to the lakes, or plains, i might get attacked, zombies seem to travel is groups when their out in the open, so il have to be carful, i guess for transportation il take my bike, just runs on old fashion leg-work since i have enough supplies in my back pack to survive about a week, im sure i can make it to another town if i bike there. il follow the smoke i see to the south, and im not comming back to my town no matter bwhat i run into. if im attacked, i would rather try to get away then fight, i would rather save ammo then waste it on killing 40 or 60 zombies.


How thick sjulled are you? There will be no smoke, well there might be but still DO NOT count on it i nyour plan. That was s tory any ways.

An example for you.


As soon as word of it reaches me, I gather my bike, and some other supplies and head out to the nearest town, once there I.......


Yo uget it now?


BTW, no makeing scenarios untill your a member, Blaze, your fine. I will awnser your scenario later.
thoadthetoad
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We will not let it die, so just dont get your panties i na note.

hahaha, I was dissapointed is all, but mmk, I see your reason. lol.
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So can we answer blazes?

MudPuddle
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Sure, go ahead and answer Blazes scenario.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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So can we answer blazes?


Oh yeah! I want to see this!

Blaze, your fine. I will awnser your scenario later.


Phew, that was a close one!
thoadthetoad
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checkin' in again, looks like everythings in order, just tell me if something comes up, k?

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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checkin' in again, looks like everythings in order, just tell me if something comes up, k?


LOL Thoad, why not just come back?

PS: Second time I revived it from the second page, below the Disaster Survival Club!!!!
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kay im out, thought this club had an actual rtsg essance.

MudPuddle
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Not sure what that means Dacer. What were you looking for in a group? Anyone translate that for me, I'm confused.

MudPuddle
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Sweet, new page, new Mudster Scenario...

It's two in the morning. Your significant other has just dumped you, and you've got a lot of anger to work out, so you go to the all night gym, and start pumping iron, lounging in the jacuzzi, or shooting some hoops, whatever makes you happy.

You're cooling down on the treadmill, when you spot the gym attendant, and a rather cute one at that, though you would think smoking a cigarette rather unhealthy for a member of the staff at a health club.

A homeless guy comes up, and you expect he wants a cigarette, or to use the bathroom.

You are a bit stunned to find out you are wrong, he wants braaaiiinnnsss.....

After you finish barfing your dinner up, you realize that the time has come, the zombies are here, and you are no-where near your stockpile of weapons, or even your dads stainless steel cabin in the woods.

Crap.

To make matters worse, you are in a building where most of the walls are glass, and none of the doors lock.

Well, you're a resourceful zombie survivalist, take stock of your situation! You have everything you might find in a gym, including a pool, as well as free weights, and machines. Towels enough to last the decade, and a 'bar' stocked with health drinks, energy drinks, fruity drinks, but nothing with any booze in it.

Drat.

Several dozen zombies have collected outside, but they haven't quite figured out where the door is yet. Odds are good they will eventually though...

What do you do, what... do you do.

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i just got a major inventive and pretty weird way to get out of this one.
As quickly as possible i'd put some treadmills, in fact all but one in front of the entrances to the room i'm in. i think it'll keep the zombies busy at least long enough to build up some sort of weapon. I'd take a treadmill, put it on something as high as possible ( i know that thing is heavy but there are a lot of rope-ish things in a gym that will help lifting) then i'd turn it up as high as possible, i don't know how fast it'll go but hopefully fast enough to launch some weigts at the doors. Whilst drinking some energy drinks to build up a cafeine buffer for the flee i'd keep firing untill i'm down to one weight.
That one i'll use to shatter the windows. Then i'd run for it with a metal pole as a weapon and perhaps a shard from the window.

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Allright, well just a quick little awnser here....


I would take a rep bar (one of the things you put weights on to do reps? You know the ones that are about 20 pounds alone?) and useing towels tie a 5 poud weight on the end. After this, I would tie towels together to make a bag of sorts. I owuld load it full of drinks with an nutriton in them. I would then find the side of the building with the elast amount of zombies there. Using the pole with the weight, I would knock as many of them down as possible. Getting a brocken head with the heavy of a swinging object would take alot of aiming. I would simply knock them over and run like hell. I would hopefully be able to make it to one of the following quickly.

A) A gas station.
B) A School
C) A jail, or bank.

After a while, of preferable a gas station I would leave and look for better weapons. But I could live for awhile in the gas station.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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AH! Sorry, I thinik kDacer was thinking this was an RPG or something gay. That kid has like a millon. Needs a life if you ask me.

As for the disaster survival club, we will own it's face. lol

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