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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thoadthetoad
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Play on my site: DSC | Disaster Survival Club

actually...yes. That would be advertising for a site...of which is not allowed.
TotallySane
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I would get in my tank and shoot them with rockets from all my RPG's. Then I would take my personal rocket ship to my moon base and live there.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Hero, sorry man. But don't post that every were I would have to kill you.

I have to decline on your site offer, as I said here before self created web sites do not work well for me. By well I mean not at all.

Totally sane, we are a serious club, get you stupid-ness out else weressssssss.

LALALALALALALAALAL!!!!!!!!

* skips away into meadow of flowers*

*zombie pops up*

...Ah, hell....

*gets nomed*

dacer
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no wonder you have no real freinds, hes just posting a plan, allthough it wasent a valid one. give people a chance bro.

TotallySane
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no wonder you have no real freinds, hes just posting a plan, allthough it wasent a valid one. give people a chance bro.


It was a valid plan. Prove I don't have a tank. Go ahead, do it.
dacer
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okay if you insist... *ahem*

if you had a tank, the army would have tracked you down and aressted you by now, if you had a tank not registered under the army, somone would notice it, call the cops, you would get arrested, game over =D

would be kool to have a tank tho, kay im not postin here no more.

TotallySane
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Two words. Bomb, shelter.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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dacer, don't come i nhere trying to start stuff with us m'k?

And secondly i tihnk he jsut proved for me that he is pretty much not serious at all.

And since your not a member, rateing plans is against the rules. So please stop and get lost unless you are going to try and join.

TotallySane, and more posts from you that are not zombie related in a way we want it to be, you will be reported for spam, and flamming.

Thanks, and have a nice day.

the_manta
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kool. i'ma make a plan.

hmmm...

there is an abandoned fire station near my house that still has quite a few working fire hoses, which could probably hold back quite a few zombies, if nessecary. i would take 4 or 5 and hook them up to the nearby fire hydrants. it probably wouldn't hurt to have the ax either. if all else fails, there just so happens to be a large pool, at least 20-feet deep(it's for competetive diving and swimming teams) nearby, with a high-pressure hose to fill it up. i'm not sure if zombies can swim, but if they can't they're pretty much trapped underwater.

hmmm... 'sthat work?

MudPuddle
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Good start, but too short. It's nice to have the immediate part of your plan, but what are your middle-term plans, and your long term plans? Surviving the first ten zombies is important, but how are you gonna survive the next ten, and the next ten, and the next ten of them, for several years?

the_manta
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i see...

aight...

lemme think...
might have a bomb shelters 'R' us nearby...
I kid. I kid.

hmmm... oh! there IS in fact a bomb shelter nearby! no joke! paranoid neighbors! and a grocery store! i got food and shelter right there! and there's also bass pro shop, which does have hunting rifles and ammo. just in case.

'sthat work?

thoadthetoad
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Bumper-boats!

Pft, bomb shelters r us, that's a no go bud. No godmodding either, this isn't even an RPG.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Wel lthoad, I suppose if he really does have paronoid neibroghs (my dads neiborghs have one to, i was in it once they stroe stuff in it, with a space for them...weird)

But seriously man, try and go more in depth. How are you going to get there? The water will only work for a short while, becuse with out electricity the water plant won't send out any more water, and the pumps wil ldie. Also what were you planing to do with the pool?

Also, fire base, not a bad choice. There are stairs, but you could destroy those quickly, and just use the pole, and a rope to get up and down from the second floor. They also have leather gear, which if you wore could protect you from alot of shniz. Though I think it might get a bit hot...

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You know I don't think I have ever really looked at what this thread was about.I have to admit it seems interesting to say the least.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Crimson, if you have any intentions of joining I would be more then happy to let you. Make a plan, as to were you would go what you would take ect. Use your head. After that one of us will rate your plan, then just awnser a scenario. (and Mud, thats gonna have to be up to you. iam in a creative slump)

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