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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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dacer
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i wouldent talk about needing a life, you have issues kid.

Cenere
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I love seeing teens calling each other kids... Less than a year until I can say that and don't get faceslapped for it...

Anyway, you need me here? No, okay, I will go back to zombiemode, then *standby light ON*

skater_kid_who_pwns
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you have issues kid.


Hrm.....do you know any good therapists? Becuse all of the oens I have been to said i was a hopeless waste of time.


*pokes cen's on button*

Tomo oregato Mr. roboto?
Cenere
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I think it is Dome Arigato (Thank you very much) > >...
And I am possibly just idle...

Just to do something:
Mud's scenerio, fast forward.
Uh, look, I am sure this nice (dunno whats called, but the thing between the weights > &gt is solid and slightly heavy. Good for crushing skulls.
Oh, good, food and something similar to duvets, just... smaller. Good for making a nest, I guess.
Or get the rotting blood of my shoes. Now, skullsmashingtiem!

MudPuddle
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I wonder if you could get zombies trapped on a treadmill, walking forward, but unaware they are getting anywhere.

I am hoping for someone to get really creative with the resources here, I've seen decent answers, but nothing that simply screams 'this is what I want to do, if this happens to me, when I am at a gym at 2AM'

Cenere
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It could be really darn cool... And I am pretty sure it could happen.

I am tired, my brain is on standby > >...
The attendant died?
Okay, I should probably actually go to the gym > >... But, pool = those cork thingies. Those are pretty good for binding, as well as water polo nets. It should not be wonderfully hard to make a plan that could trap the zombies by diffault, as they would be stupid enough to go into the water, if I was on the other side.
The net is probably not big enough to actually trap them, if they et into the water, but if they are lured into deep water, they would be unale to get up and out.
It would at least slow them down an make it easier to take them down.

Broken glass is sharp (use the towels to shield yourself while breaking the glass, and then use medicinal tape to make a nice spear, if you are more the cutting kind of guy. Also, with a little handyness, it would be possible to make a trap with them, like using the rope or corklines and the glass to make a cutting line in neck heigh.
Or set up some of the machines in an tilting angle, and then let go when the zombs are close enough, crushing them underneath.

But well, as I said, I am quite tired now, so I might do this tomaorrow.

the_manta
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it's not like, too late to join or anything, is it? cuz, this seems interesting.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I think it is Dome Arigato (Thank you very much) > >...


Dam it cen! I hate it when your right. Props for knowing what I was refering to. I love styx. <3

*pops in record and "sails away"

Domo arigato, mr. roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, mr. roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

the_manta

Nope, make a plan about were you would go, what you would bring and such. Make sure to read page 144, and page 1. Any toher questions you have can be asked via my profile. Hope you enjoy.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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And mud, I have been thinking for quite a while o nthis, and am drawing a blank. Teh fact that you said that at least 2 of the walls are glass makes it incredible difficult to build any real defense against it. and assuming the pool is in a centrel location, or i na seperate room will not help much either. A lay out of the gym could help, for all of the ones i had been in all are concrete, smelly, and make you sweet before you get to working out. And all of the adendants are old ladys with these super huge moles on there chins.

*shuders*

MudPuddle
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Manta - No way Manta, never too late. Right up a plan, based on your real life, and the area in which you live, describing how you would try to survive the zombie onslaught.

Once you've passed that test, you have to respond to a scenario. I'll make one for you, or you can pick one that is already up.

Get to it!

Cenere Sweet, I like the idea of using the deep end of the pool as a trap; toss in the net, and it's solid.

Skater Don't sweat it, it's not like I have an answer key, I'm looking for ideas using gym equipment that surprises even me. I'm not even sure what I would do, though your use of the weight bar as a club was pretty sweet.

sense
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Wait. So am I kinda part of the club?

Cenere
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@Skater:
You just need to scream "Yatta yatta" out, then you would be a perfect member of the anime/manga/Japan club on Fyen.

@Mud:
I wonder why my best ideas come up when I seriously lag sleep, and stuff like that.
And I should prolly try those... evil gyms > >...
Swimming is more fun though.

hoodedone
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so lacking sleep actually makes you alert, and makes you think creatively and in detail. That's really a nice skill. I mostly just get reaaally woozy and forget important stuff XD

skater_kid_who_pwns
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When I get tired, I act drunk. It's awful becuse my eyes get relly red, and I gt like all loose, and crazy. It's kinda funny. My mom allways thinks i'm drunbk when I come home from an all night party. lol

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Skater you just made my day, thanks

So how's the club going? (This is not false mockery)


And I need some advice for the following:

Would my signature be spam if it was this:

Play on my site: DSC | Disaster Survival Club

kthnksbye

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