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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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russianfreak
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Ok so after reading the last 2 pages i desided to try again to this attack of Zombies.
First of i would take my pistol that we keep at our house. Then i would take my ATV ( i forgot about it in my last try) Then i would go to my uncles and grab his umm well those attacheble trailer. Then i would go to wallmart. Before entaring i would yell "I am pure human don't shoot please" then i would take a small tent and a sleeping bag and some blankets. After words i would take alot of of water bottles and some matches wood. I would also take alot of super glue. I would also get some marbles. Last but not least i would check the counters under the store for some wepons and I would go back to the Only Employes area and check for wepons there. After all this i am going to go to home depot. I would take Iron bars and lots of cement. I eould also take string Wood 2x4 and nails. I would take a good sledge hameer and a normal hammer and i would take a axe. Finnaly i would go to my grandmas house and take my uncles hunting rifle and lots of amo for it i would also grab all the food that is not already taken i would take them. Finnaly i would go home. But instead of going home i would go to my naybors farm were he hold 30 cows and 1 bull. I would set up a barrackade in the Barn because there is only one way in and one way out. i would take every thing i can from our house like ping pong table couches beds matrases tv and st them up as barackade. Then i would Get all the cattle into the Barn with as much Hay as i can get into the Barn. Then i woould poor on one half super glue and one half marbles. ( I did one half of marbles so that i can get out if needed). Then i would take my 2x4 and hammer in some hammers so that the nails would be sticking out of the other end and put them up so that when the zombies walk they will hit the 2x4 and take damage. And if the Zombies are smart enough to duck i would set up the bars so that he would fall into the super glue and/or the marbles or a aeasier shot. ten i would take some bars and put them up strait and a bar across. then i would take the string and make it like a stove so that i can boil water if needed. I can get water by the River that flows right by the farm. then i would park the farm eqquipment in front of the entrance so that if some of the zombies want to get in i would here them right away cause they will hit the machinary. Finnaly i would have a easy acces to get out if needed and i got cattle wich can give birth to children and i can always eat the cattle =) And i can get milk from them =)Oh and my finnal idea i would take all of the buckets and put them under the roof so whe nit rains all the water will drip into the buckets and i can drink it. and there is a small chance that the Zombies will come around here cause they will most likely be searching the houses rather then the farms =)

i am really hoping that this is a nice idea that would get me into the club =) also i made this as long lasting plan as i can think of to this day.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok , as for swimming zombies. Tehy can not swim, or walk under the water. Just like a human, they a boyant and will float. So if the tide carried them to you that might be bad, but other then that you will be safe.

Devious, I still really don't like your plan. I don't know what it is.....THOAD!!!!!

Russian, Much much much much much better plan!!!!!!!!!!! Though you might want to wait a few days before heading out bro. Just to let confusio ndie down. You know.

BTW if your at wallmart, many have guns there, so you might not have to go to your grandparents.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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O, and zombies CAN NOT climb, they can crawl up stairs after a while of trying, but ladders or ropes is a no go.

howlett
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Wow RussianFreak that is a great plan I don't think I could do it better.

russianfreak
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BTW if your at wallmart, many have guns there, so you might not have to go to your grandparents.

But the guns might be taken
Oh and am I in the Club?
Wow RussianFreak that is a great plan I don't think I could do it better.

Thanks man appreciate it.
howlett
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Thanks man appreciate it.


Your welcome but it is a very good plan.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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@Russian: Not just yet. We will wait for mud puddle to come in and see your plan. I am not gona make an final decisons without him.

tennisman24
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ok i see this club around all the time

what is it exactly?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Tennis: If you took time out to read some of the pages, like the first post (which yo ushould always do, but obviously don't) And page 144 which is i nthe title (which you didn't either)

If you are to lazy to read, I suggest you leave. Mean? Yes. Needed? i think so.

tennisman24
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well in order to join do i have to make a plan?

mariofreak
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well in order to join do i have to make a plan?

Yes you do and it has to be a really good plan. I ad to retry 3 times and i think i finnaly got it =)
russianfreak
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Sorry about the post above i was signed in as my brother by accident =)

tennisman24
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hey russian is it like the dsc club ?

russianfreak
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hey russian is it like the dsc club ?

It basicly is yes exsept you survive Zombies =)
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Plans/Scenarios/Viruses:
Plans, Scenarios, and viruses should be well thought through and original... meaning do not copy movies; games; TV shows. This means complete copying, though, .... so basing your ideas off them is actually advised!

What not to do | Plans:
-Writing plans under 5 sentences; I would survive, I would hide with a gun, etc...
-Copying a plan; this would become a immediate Temp. Ban (doing this another time would be a Perm. Ban)

What not to do | Scenarios:
-Again, writing a scenario under 5 sentences is NOT gonna fly! (Unless said otherwise)
-Copying a scenario; same applies as plans (see what not to do | plans)

What not to do | Viruses:
-Creating a virus that is impossible to defeat
-Copying a virus; same applies with all
-Making the world empty (minus the survivor)


And to join, you will need to make a plan, (temporary and well as long term) with what you have around you.
I think the custom is to do that as well as answering two scenarious in an acceptable way.
And be creative, because "I grab my dad/uncle/whoever's gun and kill them/defend myself" is getting old, and it is rather hard to handle riffles with the capacity to actually kill zombies, as well as it is rather stupid (alerts zombies) and is rather heavy to get around with.
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