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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thisisnotanalt
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what?


That's What She Said.

Lol, I had to.

Sory.
thoadthetoad
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That's What She Said.

Lol, I had to.

Sory.

as funny as that was, it was ttly irrelevant, dude.

Contribute something to the discussion next time.
thisisnotanalt
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Sorry. . . .

Improv kitchen weapon. . . .

hmm. . . .
*looks into kitchen*

There's a broom with a metal shaft.

I would take the broom, remove the head, then use some nearby duct tape to put a crockpot on the end, I could use it as a weighted weapon, good for skull cracks.

Or knives. Lots and lots of knives. Santoku knives. . . .

DDX
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There's a broom with a metal shaft.


they are hollow... I've yet to see a solid metal shaft for a broom. they are more worthless than the wooden ones.


what is better is using some rope, and tying a large pot to the end to make a flail. thats really about it. and thing else has too little range.
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what is better is using some rope, and tying a large pot to the end to make a flail. thats really about it. and thing else has too little range.

do you seriously have a stron grope inside your kitchen? I don't. I don't even have STRING.
surfthenet
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Can the zombie recognize you by the smell? If it can't just try to kill some of them, than use their clothes(so you will be 'untouchable'

If it can smell you, better go to the nearest weapon shop and get some C4 or laser gun. (it's better to die together than die alone)

Reach high building where they can't smell you or feel you.

In the kitchen? I will find some knifes or forks, put handphone in microwave and BOOM! Or fill the room with gas and throw a lighter on it and say goodbye to your house.

thoadthetoad
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Can the zombie recognize you by the smell? If it can't just try to kill some of them, than use their clothes(so you will be 'untouchable'

your plan would be good if the zombies didn't also hunt by hearing. So unless you had a perfect, from head to toe, be it steps, behavior, and breathing, that wouldn't work. But good try.

As for your C4 and laser gun idea, C4 is pretty much for trained professionals only and it'd take a little while to set up. As for a laser gun.... dude, do you seriously think that they sell laser guns at weapon shops? Get serious XD.

They can smell and hear you when in a high building, but it'd take 'em an hour to get up 2 stories worth of stairs. They cannot use elevators either.

In the kitchen? I will find some knifes or forks, put handphone in microwave and BOOM! Or fill the room with gas and throw a lighter on it and say goodbye to your house.

When there isn't any zombies inside the house? I see nothing practical about that.
surfthenet
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So, the zombie is smart, way too smart.

As for your C4 and laser gun idea, C4 is pretty much for trained professionals only and it'd take a little while to set up. As for a laser gun.... dude, do you seriously think that they sell laser guns at weapon shops? Get serious XD.

Just suicide, sometimes suicide is not a bad idea, especially in this zombie times.
thoadthetoad
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Just suicide, sometimes suicide is not a bad idea, especially in this zombie times.

When you're trying to survive, it's an extremely bad idea.

So, the zombie is smart, way too smart.

Say what you will, It's still a very good virus to me. I've worked the tweaks to where it isn't impossible to beat but not a pushover.

besides, they can't actually move in formation at all, they'd just do anything to get to you (they can still only walk, so just remember that)
surfthenet
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OK, they can walk but can't run, right?

I found it! Just cut their legs then they will just crawled, then chops the head.

Get inside a big truck or a tank. Crush them all yay!

thoadthetoad
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I found it! Just cut their legs then they will just crawled, then chops the head.

Decent idea, but unless you have a poleaxe somewhere in your house you might have some trouble with that. Even with a pokeaxe it'd be hard becasue they're very heavy.

As for the tank, dude, be real. You're not gonna have a tank in your backyard, and you're not gonna find spare cash on a zombie to spend in a garage so you can get better weapons. Real life doesn't work that way, even with zombies.

Seriously, please be serious here :\\
jaza_m
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I just noticed...

Shouldn't this be in the forum games?

Cenere
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Shouldn't this be in the forum games?

If it had been a game, then it would.
Now, this is NOT a game.
Besides, if it belonged in the forum games, don't you think the mods would have moved it a long time ago?
Voidless has posted here, Zophia has as well, and they think it is okay to be here.
thoadthetoad
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Thank you cen for saving me the rawrness!

Now then, a scenario.

You are in your room logging in hours at your much beloved ArmorGames website. just as you vote on a game, your mother bursts in with large scabs all over her arms. She's making a groaning noise and doesn't respond to mom or her name. She's obviously victim to goliath syndrome. The only thing that could be used as a weapon was a small wooden stick that you use to keep your window propped down, a sharp mechanical pencil and a few power cords under your feet.

what do you do?

jaza_m
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Ill join please ^_^

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I get the power cord and swing it around then hopefully hit my 'Mum'
in the head with the heavier part if that fails, ill sharp the stick with the pencil and stab my 'mum' hopefully killing her.

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