u will soon die lol!
Every time you read this five people die.
"Looking for a good fortune weren't you?"I used to have a good one, but I forgot how it went :<.
If you can read this, then you are standing to close.
your fortune
if you can read this ur now cursed...
Your baseball squad will win soon
"I hate my job" THAT would be a cool fortune cookie.
"Chinese food sucks!"That would be priceless. haha
"Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life"
this fortune is currently being signalled to the military and have prepared a nuclear bomb for you.
"congrats, u got nothing here"
"Look behind you bit.ch".
Ooooooh, i would TOTALLY put:"Hitler had an erectile dysfunction."
"Die Russen verdammt begonnen Zweiten Weltkrieg, ich sage euch, waren unschuldig sind!"
"Dont drop the soap"
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