Forums → Forum Games → if you had to put a saying in a fortune cookie what would it be?

"Hey! You there! Reading that fortune!































Hi."

"hey not fair! I didnt rip u open and peel out ur spleen"

"How do you keep a moron occupied? (Turn the paper over)"

And on the other side:

"How do you keep a moron occupied? (Turn the paper over)"

u will die tommorow

Written with a messy handwritting, having a bloody fingerprint on it: "Save yourse"

Or simply do not put in a saying: Not saying, no future?

"Your fortune lies in another fortune cookie."

"Hey you! If your reading this I'm locked in the freezer! Get a Laser Beam and free me!"

then after the freezer is open there will be a fortune cookie on the ground saying...

"You fell for it! I escaped a year ago while you were constructing that laser beam you slowpoke! Also you owe me like a billion dollars for those parts for the beam

Yours truly
Anonymous"

hey you didn't actually break open the cookie right.... oh your screwed now buddy

it'll say:
"this fortune will now self-destruct in
5....
4...
3..
2.
1
*boom!*

What rat poo? That's chocolate! Yes..in your sushi!

--DO NOT READ--

:P

Every time you read this five people die.

these are the ideas i have for sayings:

"You are reading this paper."
"You will die."
"You wear shoes right now."
"You have between 4 and 128 years."
"Use this to clean your mouth."
"100% paper material"

and on the back side:

"made in china"

welll i would right
your breath smells like chnese food
look on the next table ya that is your girl friend