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"Something expected will happen to you soon."

or

"Good things come in small packages. Yours is coming." (In bed)

Laugh at my brilliance, hahaha.

"Eh, you probably don't know this, but your lottery ticket won but someone stole the prize...just thought I should tell you, you know? Oh yeah, your car got robbed while you are reading this sentence as well. All's well when all's well, eh? Now begone.

"See that C-4 under you're table-?"

"look up, now look down, now look left, now look right, i just wasted a minutes of your life.

"Don't eat bombs".

"Get a life!" I would love that.

"Don't be such a Chinese-food-eater noob! Go outside, then go to a fast-food, then get yourself a cheeseburger, then eat it. Do this a couple of days in a row, and then stay in front of a mirror. After swearing for 10 minutes, read this: "Hey, at least you are not a noob!" Also, don't sue the company because you were stupid enough to obey."

Another one:

Do you see that explosive trigger?
Do you see the fortune cookie you just ate?
Did the fortune cookie tasted like c-4?

I think you know whats going to happen next.

"Becareful, you will find something made out of paper in your cookie today."

"live life until you die"
"looking for inspiration in a pastry delight huh?"
"Don't turn around..... (on the back) HA!"
"Hi fatty!"

I WILL RAPE YOU ALL

"your mommas so fat... we are in short supply"

"made in china"
"made in america"
"i see future in your future"
"you're not illiterate"
"fortune 2/8 collect them all to win a prize!"
"fortune cookies originated in america, not china...your expression is confused"
"click here to continue"
"5% paper 95% human"

instead of fortune cookie there'd be a coupon to something

"Chinese food causes brain cancer."

"Your house is being robbed"
"Open for suggestions"
"dude your ugly"
Well this is what i got so far.