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Ooops, meant that to be
"Education will never be as expensive as ignorance"...

Sorry for double post.

-Spend your life fruitfully but Live your life frugally

--Hold on to the ones you love but Let the ones you love go

---Ask her out. Love her. Marry her. Spend your life with her. Grow old with her. Die with her.

----When she is gone, miss her. When she is with you, love her. When she doesn't answer your call, visit her. Spend money you don't have, on her. Listen to her at her darkest hour, hug her at her darkest hour.If she wants nothing to do with you, leave her be, but don't forget her.

-----Don't live your life angry at the world.

------Crying is the best therapy.

-------Don't forget who your friends are.
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On a less serious note:

-Made In China
--Stupidity kills, Weed doesn't.
---Get a tattoo saying "Love" in Chinese and girls will soon be your way.

Note: I made these up off the top of my head, they were probably influenced by something I've actually read or seen, but otherwise i came up with them on my own.

This dinner will be your last. If it's not dinner, it will not be your last.

You will eat this cookie.


Made in China

I once opened a fortune cookie and the fortune said "its about time i got out of that cookie". i was dying laughing. so i would put that in there.

"Confucius say: It is stuffy inside this cookie!"

I don't know where I heard that one... Stupid but good for the lulz.

Id put, "You have eyes" and maybe at the back, have lumps in braille saying, "You don't have eyes"

You will read this fortune!

"HI"

or

"Its best if you didn't know..."

=D

"I will kill you" lol thatsa the best i got

"This is not a real cookie, I dare you to eat it."

"This cookie costs $5.95"

"Your fortune is..... OMG, OMG, Waaargh!!!! AAARGH!!! AAARGH!!!"

"For your fortune, please hold"

I am really sorry for you.

I really wouldn't like to be you.

This is looking bad.
The outcome is bleak.

At least you won't suffer... much.

"Do not seek advice from a cookie"
"You will never find true hapiness"
"Success and contentment is always a step away"
"Your hard work will eventually pay off... for someone else"