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You are about to be crushed by a giant corn.

you're gonna fall asleep

your cookie was poisoned. you have 5 hours to find the cure. BTW it was U235

Something will happen to you.

"You will die... Eventually."

DDX, are you sure Uranium 235 would survive for such a period of time and in quantity enough that the alpha waves would be enough to kill someone? I do understand that it's incredibly poisonous if ingested, but 5 hours?

"You will have indigestion."

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius

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"You are reading the fortune from a fortune cookie"

Guys does page 4 of this thread have malware on it? My malware detector detected something.

"DO YOU LIKE BEING CRACKED IN HALF. DO YOU! Next time think twice before you open a fortune"

Oh and a favourite I found in this thread.

"Your fortune lies in another cookie"

I didn't find anything leo, so I assume it's just a false alarm.

"You will never find true happiness, suck it up b****."

Guys does page 4 of this thread have malware on it? My malware detector detected something.

Woops not my detector. Not sure how the page got there.

But here's screen.



"Ching chang song jdskhn oasdds. To translate to your language please send to >Insert non existent adress< and wait 4 years for translation"

What Anti-Virus do you have?

That's almost exactly what mine was saying. Anyways...

"This fortune cookie doesn't have a fortune"

I have AVG, I never need to use it though. I barely go on sites randomly.

"The hardest thing to do in the world is to think of a fortune cookie note"