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Stay Still


(coincidentally "Stand Still" is Bill Bailey's worst heckle. Doing a show in Scotland it scred the hell out of him)

"Dont eat yellow snow "


" HEY PUT ME BACK !!!"

" Fortune on reverse side "
{ reverse side } "
" Fortune on reverse side "


- k

"JUST EAT THE COOKIE!"

"Why do you bother to read small fortune cookies when you know that your life is going to go downhill? Is it because you need a friend? Is it because you feel that you're so pathetic you can't get any comfort unless it comes from a small cookie? I think that we just found some really important stuff, put this on your resume"

"Why do you bother to read small fortune cookies when you know that your life is going to go downhill? Is it because you need a friend? Is it because you feel that you're so pathetic you can't get any comfort unless it comes from a small cookie? I think that we just found some really important stuff, put this on your resume"

Hahahaha !!!! Wondeful !

- k

lessons are blessings you should learn trough

"I hope you didn't order the cream of broccoli soup."

"Hey it's mom, are you ok? Please fortune cookie mail me back please x."

"Eat me"

"Love is hate"

"Did you eat that?"

I think I put these iin another thread exactly like this one but I can't find my post.

"Have you ever been hit by a train? Well, there's a first time for everything!"

Mwuahaha!

"Hello I saw an article in the newspaper about a doctor who removed a womans apendic on an aeroplane using a coat hanger. I was wondering what the procedure was to do this. I have all the equipment and I'm very enthusiastic to learn. please reply back she's in terrible pain"

"Do YOU know what nobody knows?
Where it comes and where it goes?
'Cos if you don't, you're screwed."

That cookie had sperm as an ingredient.

Hahahaha !!!! Wondeful !

always remember to floss.