"you really ought to reflect on your life, your morals, your ethics, how you see yourself and how you live your life. You just broke open a carefully shaped cookie, into which an old, poorly paid worker placed a slip of paper you want to read, for it will give you advice on how to live your life.. you broke it and now you will eat it. you bought it out of consumerist greed, it is no more than a gimmick, yet you would be outraged if it were to disappear from your life. it is because of people like you there are such great divides in society. have a nice day =)"
(yes there are many flaws in the argument, but wouldnt that be hilarious ;D)
