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ablu2
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The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.

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Annihalation
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RubberyChicken: It didn't hear you.

This is exactly what I'm talking about. If the stupid wall didn't kill everyone, destroy everything, and entirely foil every plan that was used to destroy it, then why do we even try? I believe it is out of sheer boredom that people continue to attack the wall.

I punch the wall with my foot, sending a pain spike up my leg and into my brain, causing me to explode. Yay, I'm dead.

knight_34
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I send RubberyChicken into the wall. That causes a single brick to fall off the wall! HAHAHA!

miguelin11
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This is exactly what I'm talking about. If the stupid wall didn't kill everyone, destroy everything, and entirely foil every plan that was used to destroy it, then why do we even try? I believe it is out of sheer boredom that people continue to attack the wall.


yes.

I toss annihalation at the wall damaging the wall by 0.1% of its lifde
knight_34
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I cheer for miguelin11 and then send a race car into the wall!

UhhKris
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I kick the wall, hurt my foot, and walk away in sadness.

Annihalation
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lol @ miguelin11 im already dead so I dont really care what happens to my corpse the wall didnt love me anyways (lol)

Minnakht
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Since I have no clue what you are talking about, I'll say Chuck Norris came and roundhouse kicked you puny mage, since he was summoned a page earier, and decided to defend the wall temporarily.


Rules:

1. These threads need alot of attention, because otherwise their owners are considered LAZY and requested to leave.
2. You never played Heroes V? Boi... Even my IRL friendess (NOT a girlfriend) did, and she claims she's always **** busy...
3. Whoever uses Chuck Norris is a puny wimp that doesn't know what sucks in a metaphorical sense.

I build a wall around The Wall, layer the resulting tank with watertight material, and fill the place with water, adding a bit of acid and connecting some sewer pipes to there. Then, I PERSONALLY GO TO MinPLabs, turn off the E99 effectors, but their effect is permanent enough (it lasts infinitely, as IT GOVERNS time), claim a third copy of Time Manipulation Device, password protect it without coming out, fingerprint protect it without coming out, enetics protect it without coming out, add a PIN code, and make it re-security itself when it is taken off my arm. Then, I check if my tank is finished, as I told my workers to add nice comfy platforms and anti-acidandpollutedwater suit rental around to make attacking the wall easier, arrive there, and manipulate time to check what happens if a wall spends 1500 years submerged(?) in acidic, polluted water. And, I lend the anti-acidandpollutedwater suits for free to any attacker that wants to melee, and they provide a hour supply of air and get you out utomatically after 50 minutes so no one should be able to drown in there.
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Current Wall hp: 56,450
Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. With some E99 effectors affecting it...
Dead: Annihalation
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

Since you said Future Weapons are available I think I'm gonna gather my own Army of Stormtroopers complete with Lightsabers and attack the wall for as long as we can


Storm troopers don't use lightsabers... So they attack the wall with their blasters until they run out of ammo, dealing 2,000 damage.

I come in with the giant walker things and fighters and kick the crap out of your Stormtroopers. while im at it I think I'll put a force feild around the wall


AT-ATs, AT-TEs or something else? I don't know which walker you are talking about...

I call ALL the walls in this forum to kill each other!


In animate objects don't attack.

RubberyChicken: It didn't hear you.

This is exactly what I'm talking about. If the stupid wall didn't kill everyone, destroy everything, and entirely foil every plan that was used to destroy it, then why do we even try? I believe it is out of sheer boredom that people continue to attack the wall.

I punch the wall with my foot, sending a pain spike up my leg and into my brain, causing me to explode. Yay, I'm dead.


dealing 1,000 damage to they wall in exchange for your life.

I toss annihalation at the wall damaging the wall by 0.1% of its lifde


You can't toss someone who has exploded...

I cheer for miguelin11 and then send a race car into the wall!


migulin11 +10% damage on his next strike, 500 damage dealt to the wall.

I kick the wall, hurt my foot, and walk away in sadness.


-50 hp to the wall, -10 hp to you

Rules:
1. These threads need alot of attention, because otherwise their owners are considered LAZY and requested to leave.
2. You never played Heroes V? Boi... Even my IRL friendess (NOT a girlfriend) did, and she claims she's always **** busy...
3. Whoever uses Chuck Norris is a puny wimp that doesn't know what sucks in a metaphorical sense.

I build a wall around The Wall, layer the resulting tank with watertight material, and fill the place with water, adding a bit of acid and connecting some sewer pipes to there. Then, I PERSONALLY GO TO MinPLabs, turn off the E99 effectors, but their effect is permanent enough (it lasts infinitely, as IT GOVERNS time), claim a third copy of Time Manipulation Device, password protect it without coming out, fingerprint protect it without coming out, enetics protect it without coming out, add a PIN code, and make it re-security itself when it is taken off my arm. Then, I check if my tank is finished, as I told my workers to add nice comfy platforms and anti-acidandpollutedwater suit rental around to make attacking the wall easier, arrive there, and manipulate time to check what happens if a wall spends 1500 years submerged(?) in acidic, polluted water. And, I lend the anti-acidandpollutedwater suits for free to any attacker that wants to melee, and they provide a hour supply of air and get you out utomatically after 50 minutes so no one should be able to drown in there.


A: If your really want to take over or be co-rulers, be my guest, if not stop it. If you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the problem (or precipitate, take your pick)

B: Nope, I have never even heard of it... Unless you try to make it understandable to someone who has no clue what you are talking about, it might as well be ignored.

C: O_o That was just the quickest thing I could come up with to show you how I disrespect things that I have no clue about.

D: Enough with the time manipulation! Seriously, you are writing to much for an attack for me to let it through. All
TMDs have been destroyed via a self-destruct mechanism, which creates a rather large explosion, killing you.
peninnore
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yay 10% damage! thanks knight!

okay I go inside a super fast car going towards the wall after that I jump out of the canvertible super fast car about to hit the wall and then go all jedi on the wall.

miguelin11
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yay 10% damage! thanks knight!

okay I go inside a super fast car going towards the wall after that I jump out of the canvertible super fast car about to hit the wall and then go all jedi on the wall.


lol sorry that was my cousins account okay ^_^
Riou1231
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I strap 100 Kilograms of explosives to my waste,go near the wall,push the detonator,and deal heavy damage to the wall

Minnakht
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****...

Well, I find a spirit medium.

I'm channeled to this world.

And, I get... Wait.

Read this, maybe. This is about Heroes III.

And, this is about Death spells in Heroes IV. Scrolldown to Level 5 spells and find Hand of Death.

And this one is about creatures in Inferno in Heroes V. You can check that Pit Lords have the Vorpal Sword ability here.

Vorpal Sword - Each attack or counter-attack by this creature is guaranteed to kill at least one unit in the enemy army.


this is a quote from here.

Pit Lord Summoning - Once during the combat creature can summon Pit Lords to replace its killed friends. Number of Pit Lords summoned depends on the number of creatures who use this ability (activated ability).
This also is.

Harm Touch - When this creature attacks, it always kills at least one unit in any enemy detachment. It also lifts all positive magical effects currently affecting the unit (activated ability).


and another one...

I send 50 Wraiths to use Harm Touch on your wall. And, I have the Last Stand ability, that makes the last Wraith survive with 1 HP when the whole stack receives an attack that should finish it.
miguelin11
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minnakht I think you're being too serious on this thread to destroy the wall

*tosses mminnakht and his crazy ideas to the wall* lol ^_^V

Minnakht
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Your hands hit my incorpeal avatar. Somehow. They get frozen. I knock you out, take you to MinPLabs, and equip you with a newly made TMD. You can use it for whatever you want, just remember that only the wall is affected by E99.

miguelin11 obtained an awesome weapon.

I build a swimming pool around the wall so it is inside, fill it with acid, and give away free anti-acid suits for any melee attacker.

The only local offensive effect is the acid bath.

miguelin11
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*uses the weapon minnakht gave me on well... minnakht* xD
oh and it's still loaded so.....

*shoots minnakht again!* lol

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