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ablu2
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The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.

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kamrad
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I found out the secret plan of miguelin11, and got rid of the paste as I poured it all over him and set him on fire, then I remade the paste and cleaned the crack XD

Minnakht
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When I'm dead I'm in some lobby where all dead people go and due to my born leader talents and a ****load of charisma I can command them too. Some are ghosts.

Necromancy!

RubberyChicken
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Current Wall hp: 49,999
Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited/other unauthorzied resurection.
Dead: miguelin11
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

I toss yet another user using a catapult with him is a 100kg of high explosives


since you haven't named a user, I'll assume that user is you. You toss yourself along with 100kgs of explosives and hit the wall, but the explosives didn't explode... (1000 damage, miguelin11 is dead)

*I airlift a lightning conductor onto the top of the wall and then use atmospheric excitation to start a storm. the lighnting will hit the wall repeatedly*


You are in the middle of the desert, a storm requires water, which a desert lacks...

I paste up the cracks on the wall, giving it an extra 150Hp.


Wall gains 149 hp

Spammy rule bending post has been ignored.
Minnakht
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I'm alive!

I go back to The Biggest Bank in World.

Then, I hire workers to build a swimming pool around the wall so it is inside, and then fill it with liquid helium. Then, I hire a calorimancer (hydromancer - controls water, necromancer - controls dead people, calorimancer - controls heat) to drain almost all the heat from the wall. The wall should be -273,1499 degrees Celsius at this stage.

Then, if it is, I tell the workers to put alot of thermite on the wall, destroy the swimming pool, and ignite the thermite.

Expected result: Alot of damage and structure reduction due to thermoshock.

Pixie214
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I dig a tunnel beneath the wall. As I leave and retire to a safe distance the tunnel collapses causing the ground beneath the wall to become unstable.

slatwob
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i give the wall a fancy gold brick so it can look cool and 1000 normal bricks. ^^

daleksparta
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*I use technology to hack a HUGE piece of ice off the wall and place it in the desert. once it melts THEN I trigger the storm to hit the lightning conductor.*

daleksparta
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whoops, not the wall. I meant one of the poles.

crimsonblade55
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Then, I hire workers to build a swimming pool around the wall so it is inside, and then fill it with liquid helium. Then, I hire a calorimancer (hydromancer - controls water, necromancer - controls dead people, calorimeter - controls heat) to drain almost all the heat from the wall. The wall should be -273,1499 degrees Celsius at this stage.


I hope that comma is supposed to be a period,because that is more than one thousand degrees lower then absolute zero where the atoms can not move at all,which would be approximately â'273.15 °C so seeing the similarities I am guess that is the temperature you meant right?
RubberyChicken
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Current Wall hp: 49,999
Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited/other unauthorzied resurection. The wall is currently styling with some bling.
Dead: miguelin11
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

I go back to The Biggest Bank in World.

Then, I hire workers to build a swimming pool around the wall so it is inside, and then fill it with liquid helium. Then, I hire a calorimancer (hydromancer - controls water, necromancer - controls dead people, calorimancer - controls heat) to drain almost all the heat from the wall. The wall should be -273,1499 degrees Celsius at this stage.

Then, if it is, I tell the workers to put alot of thermite on the wall, destroy the swimming pool, and ignite the thermite.

Expected result: Alot of damage and structure reduction due to thermoshock.


It fails since even with a calorimancer, it would be impossible to get to that low of a temperature out side of a lab. (SIMPLER ATTACKS HIT MORE OFTEN)

I dig a tunnel beneath the wall. As I leave and retire to a safe distance the tunnel collapses causing the ground beneath the wall to become unstable.


You run into a hard diamond (!) layer, digging further is impossible.

i give the wall a fancy gold brick so it can look cool and 1000 normal bricks. ^^


Wall item attained "Bling"

*I use technology to hack a HUGE piece of ice off the wall and place it in the desert. once it melts THEN I trigger the storm to hit the lightning conductor.*


the ice melts before it gets to the wall.
kamrad
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I sleep next to the wall, protecting it in my dreams =]

thisisnotanalt
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The wall should be -273,1499 degrees Celsius at this stage.


You fail at number punctuation. I kick an attacker in the stomach so as to protect the wall.
Minnakht
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I try this

I go back to The Biggest Bank in World.
Then, I hire workers to build a swimming pool around the wall so it is inside, and then fill it with liquid nitrogen, resupplying it constantly. Then, I hire a calorimancer (hydromancer - controls water, necromancer - controls dead people, calorimancer - controls heat) to drain almost all the heat from the wall. The wall should be about -200 degrees Celsius at this stage.
Then, if it is, I tell the workers to put alot of thermite on the wall, destroy the swimming pool, and ignite the thermite.
Expected result: Alot of damage and structure reduction due to thermoshock.

...again.

daleksparta
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*I shape carbon into cannonballs made of diamond, and fire them from a cannon at the wall*
(by shaping carbon, I mean creating massive molecules of carbon (which is just what diamond is))

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I take some of dalekspartas' diamond cannonballs and sell it and buy a couple of kamikaze airplanes from the japs.


kamikaze plane is a suicide plane made by japanese in WW2

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