The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
Current Wall hp: 49,700 Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited/other unauthorzied resurection. The wall is currently styling with some bling which is illuminated by a fire bin. Dead: Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
I kick an attacker in the stomach so as to protect the wall.
Minnakht stunned for 1 round.
Minnakht couldn't hire a calorimancer.
I shape carbon into cannonballs made of diamond, and fire them from a cannon at the wall* (by shaping carbon, I mean creating massive molecules of carbon (which is just what diamond is))
you failed at making diamond cannonballs, but you made some out of graphite, and launch those at the wall (-299 hp to the wall)
I take some of dalekspartas' diamond cannonballs and sell it and buy a couple of kamikaze airplanes from the japs.
kamikaze plane is a suicide plane made by japanese in WW2
You have no diamond cannonballs to sell.
I wake up, make a fire in a bin next to me for heat...(like a hobo XD), because it's night, then I fall asleep.
I take a plane and manage to use fission to turn the metal into carbon. Because the metal's one solid mass, it's diamond. I then set the plane to fly at the wall, and parachute out of it.
Current Wall hp: 49,690 Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited/other unauthorzied resurection. The wall is currently styling with some bling which is illuminated by a fire bin. Dead: daleksparta Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
I take a plane and manage to use fission to turn the metal into carbon. Because the metal's one solid mass, it's diamond. I then set the plane to fly at the wall, and parachute out of it.
Fission doesn't do that... attack failed since you used REAL fission, which creates a chain reaction the kills you way above the wall, a piece of shapnel hits the wall. (10 damage)
I try my plan again, this time using liquid nitrogen and a cryomancer. This causes the wall to have a bit of ice on it, but it has a very low temperature.
And then I finally ignite the pile of thermite put on the wall during this. Remotely, as I'm still in The Biggest Bank in World.
Current Wall hp: 47,690 Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited/other unauthorzied resurection. The wall is currently styling with some bling which is illuminated by a fire bin. Dead: daleksparta Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
I try my plan again, this time using liquid nitrogen and a cryomancer. This causes the wall to have a bit of ice on it, but it has a very low temperature.
And then I finally ignite the pile of thermite put on the wall during this. Remotely, as I'm still in The Biggest Bank in World.
You got kicked disabling your attacks since you were winded, anyways... your calorimancer, after several hours of trying to get the temperature low enough, decides to give up on this whole stupid venture. Your workers, confused, ignite the thermite anyways, and deal 2,000 damage to the wall.
But with the help of liquid helium, he would by just a catalithing... something to speed up the cooling process, as the liquid helium would absorb any heat given out by the wall or its environment, and it's constantly resupplied. So reaching -260 degrees Celsius wouldn't be so hard.
This text wan't an attack, just an explaination.
Attack: The thermite probably managed to heat up the wall to about 700 degrees Celsius. I summon a plane that drops a giant tank of water on the wall.
(either alot of bludgeioning damage or the damage with addtional thermoshock of rapid cooling the wall and lowered structure)
Current Wall hp: 47,600 Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling which is illuminated by a fire bin. Dead: daleksparta Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
I tell the wall his shoe is untie and when he looks down I take his "bling" and kick the bin that was on fire!
Remember kamrad sleeping by the wall? he wakes up, and you run away all scared since you can't steal the bling.
But with the help of liquid helium, he would by just a catalithing... something to speed up the cooling process, as the liquid helium would absorb any heat given out by the wall or its environment, and it's constantly resupplied. So reaching -260 degrees Celsius wouldn't be so hard.
Considering the size of the wall, you wouldn't get it all in...
Attack: The thermite probably managed to heat up the wall to about 700 degrees Celsius. I summon a plane that drops a giant tank of water on the wall.
(either alot of bludgeioning damage or the damage with addtional thermoshock of rapid cooling the wall and lowered structure)
You drop water on the wall, not much of it actually gets there before it evaporates/boils on the way down... but the continual heat deals 90 damage, wall has mostly cooled off.
I go to MinPLabs, being partially satisfied with my RapidTemperatures plan.
Here, I claim the latest invention - Movrelatium.
It's a metal that can be set with a special device, even remotely, to move only as much as a set object. This can make it practically indestructible, unless the original object is moved.
I send a spaceship to place a Movrelatium satelite and set it to the wall. Now it will continue to be located above it, where it was when I set it.
Then, I send another spaceship with [distance from the wall to my satelite - 2 feet]-long chain. The spaceship attaches the chain to my satelite. And, the chain is made of Mandalorian iron covered with tungsten and painted white.
Then, I send a third spaceship, which attaches a giant ball of tungsten painted white to the end of the chain and sets the angle between the Wall-satelite line and the chain to 90 degrees, and then lets it loose.
I have a mathematical genius and a dexterity genius as scientists in my lab, and they were calculating and setting this respectably.
So, the wall either will be hit with a giant pendulum unless you invent something annoying.
Current Wall hp: 47,600 Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling which is illuminated by a fire bin. Dead: daleksparta Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
I go to MinPLabs, being partially satisfied with my RapidTemperatures plan. Here, I claim the latest invention - Movrelatium. It's a metal that can be set with a special device, even remotely, to move only as much as a set object. This can make it practically indestructible, unless the original object is moved. I send a spaceship to place a Movrelatium satelite and set it to the wall. Now it will continue to be located above it, where it was when I set it. Then, I send another spaceship with [distance from the wall to my satelite - 2 feet]-long chain. The spaceship attaches the chain to my satelite. And, the chain is made of Mandalorian iron covered with tungsten and painted white. Then, I send a third spaceship, which attaches a giant ball of tungsten painted white to the end of the chain and sets the angle between the Wall-satelite line and the chain to 90 degrees, and then lets it loose. I have a mathematical genius and a dexterity genius as scientists in my lab, and they were calculating and setting this respectably. So, the wall either will be hit with a giant pendulum unless you invent something annoying.
The Earth rotates quickly, making you miss by over 100 miles, and then...
I NUKE THE WALL USING SMART JERICHO MISSILES.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The big ball of tungsten hits your nukes, launching it over...
Ok now i send a sumos that never eat since 2 days to eat bricks
Two sumo wrestlers who die from brick poisoning while... (-2 hp to the wall)
I order some wurtzite boron nitride and have it erected as a frontal WALL TO PROTECT AGAINST EXPLOSIVES.
It blows up the factory that would produce wurtzite boron nitride (like how I made this a tale ?)
