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Granted, except they have super-powerful allergens that cause even non-allergy-possessors to experience dangerous reactions.

I wish for another surprise storm like last night.

Granted only you get struck by lighting.

I wish everybody loved me.

Granted, except you never get a moment of free time for the rest of you life...

I wish for a new Coldplay song. Yes, another.

Granted, but it's worse than "Friday"

I wish I was posting this comment on Aug 8 by the AG timecode.

Granted. Wow, that was easy.

I wish to be as strong as a gorrilla.

Granted, except you also acquire a strange, uncontrollable craving for a certain yellow fruit...

I wish for a new Star Fox game for Wii...

Granted but it's sold out within the first few minutes and you get nothing.

[It's silent here...] Don't worry, I've done the same! And I did it the one time in forever a moderator posted here. XD

I wish for peace in the Middle East. And around the world, I guess.

Granted, but all of somebody else's work becomes your work.

I wish society made more sense.

Granted, except since everything is understandable, nothing is exciting, and your life grows boring and dull.

I wish for...

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows! :P

Wish granted, but they get mad and throw a bomb at you.

I wish that computers would never break.

Granted, except there's no way to dispose of the old ones and they pile up and swallow the world in garbage...

I wish for a flying orange.

Granted, but your friend accidentally sets your dwelling on fire and you die of smoke inhalation and burns.

I wish for exactly 8 hours of sleep tonight (it worked last time).

Granted, but someone shook it before giving it to you and it exploded.

I wish for more coffee.

Granted, but it's frozen solid.

I wish there was something that could clean glasses perfectly each time.