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Granted but you have to wait some years, posibly sometime in AG3.

I wish I had a pillow.

Granted, but you suffocate under it.

I wish for some cleaner for my monitor.

Granted but the cleaner gives off a deadly gas to humans.

I wish the next person would make a wish.

Granted but I it's just you sadistic schizophrenic mind playing tricks on you. 0_0

I wish for a gaint meteor to fall from the sky, hit a bus, then the bus goes into a river, and as a passenger esacpes they go crazy and hospotilize mewith nothing but their thumb.

Granted, except the meteor's trajectory is distorted by a second meteor and instead a nearby dam is destroyed and you drown.

I wish for a longer summer...

Granted, but due to its extention, your parents put you in summer school.

I wish this could be made into a real movie.

Granted, but all theatres close *just* before its released.

I wish I was a Tonberry. (They are so cute and deadly.)

Granted, but you accidently kill yourself.

I wish for the next poster to corrupt my wish.
O_o

Granted, except she's a serial killer and forces you to listen to all her stories of killing people...

I wish for a banana.

Granted, but it's too ripe, causing a bad taste in your mouth for the entire day.

I wish the next week had started so The Late Late Show will come back to the states and get funny again.

Granted but you look through a miror and someone assasinates you.

I wish for a GOOD exit path 2.

Granted, except Exit Path 2 is already too good...

I wish for one of these!

Granted, but it pops on the way.

I wish that the Pirinja (Pirate+Ninja=Pirinja) existed, that would be my career of choice.

Granted, except people don't trust them and you become a hunted outlaw.

I wish for a pickle that didn't taste awful (a near impossible task).

Granted, but it's almost too sweet.

I wish for a bundle of flowers.