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Granted, but you don't have it.

I wish for a hammer. A ban hammer to be precise.

Granted, but you throw it in the air with joy and hit yourself with it.

I wish I had a lot of Legos.

Granted, but all of the legos don't fit each other, and fall out when you try to connect them.

I wish for a flashlight.

Granted, but then a long-lost half brother appears and is twice as annoying.

I wish for a shiny penny.

Granted, the wish wishes that you'd stop wishing.

I wish for a Canadian Dollar.

Granted, but it's a pile of ashes.

I wish my house didn't seem so empty, even though it's not.

Granted, it becomes cluttered so you trip on something, fall out a window, and die somehow.

I wish for a shield made of adamantium.

Granted, but you're too poor to make the monthly payments so it gets repo'd.

I wish for a spec of dust.

Granted, except you can't do anything with it (including grab a hold of it), and it floats away.

I wish for a potato.

Granted, except they are literally mad at you and they beat you up and leave.

I wish for a penguin.

Granted, but you push your mad skills over the limit and you die.

I wish for a waterbottle.

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for a pet zombie that eats me.

hehe nobody can find a way to respond to my comment...

Granted. Poor Me, the name of the homeless man who was devoured by your zombie in a back corner of your town. Of course once the cops found them, both had to be put down. Sad story really.

I wish to be immortal!