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Granted but it's from the Black Plague ages and causes you to contract Bubonic Plague.


I wish for my wish not to get corrupted.

Granted, but that wish is void.

I wish for a new candle.

Granted, except a heavy rainstorm (with lightning that *happens* to strike your candle) hits, and the candle is destroyed.

I wish for the oncoming storm to slow down and stay here for a while. Not a long time, nor a short time. A while.

Granted, the tornado stops, dropping everything it picked up. After 24 hours, it starts again.

I wish 'The Last Guardian' was already out.

Granted, but the lazors go haywire and fire at you.

I wish it will snow in the middle of summer

Granted, except you do know that, and I know that you know that. But what you don't know is that I know that you don't know that I know you know that.

I wish I made sense.

Granted, but you die.

I wish I died.

Granted, except you have trouble going on and get stuck living a semi-normal life on Earth.

I wish for a prune.

Granted, except you get killed for it. What people do for Klondike Bars...

I wish for a cactus.

Granted, but you lose it. ha.

I wish for a bus to pick me up and take me on an epic trip to Turkey!

Granted, but I did not had 1 min to watch the vid, so you got depressed.

I wish I had a Nuke! NOOKY NOOK

Granted, but it lands on your head, fortunately it was a dud, unfortunately you still die.

I wish for a factory-sealed bottle of Vitamin Water.

Granted. But, unfortunately, as a factory-sealed, oddly selected, GLASS bottle, you could not manage to get it open. It slipped and fall on your feet.

I wish I had a giant Ice cream.

Granted, but it makes you fatter.

I wish this dosen't get ninja'd!

Yes. But you get sniped.


I wish I could fart discreetly.
What? It's what everyone REALLY wants.