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Granted, but you get wrongly imprisoned to a life sentence, so you're stuck in solitary forever.

I wish for a clean empty bottle.

Granted, except it's huge and you have no way to carry it around.

I wish for those crickets outside to tone it down.

Granted but because they can't communicate all you have is a hundread dead crickets outside your house.

I wish not have any diseases.

Granted. What you have is so rare that the CDC does not classify it as a disease.

I wish my computer came with a cupholder.

The cupholder breaks and the glass spills all over your computer.

I wish I could blow bubbles with cats in them.

Granted, but it's a trick gun that fires at the user, so you get shot.

I wish for a factory-sealed waterbottle.

Granted but then you accidently volunteer.

I wish for someone to post.

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything.

I wish it was Friday.

Granted, but then Rebecca Black starts singing.


I wish for an elephant.

Granted, but The elephant is dead and buried in a grave.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but then you don't get to wish for it.

I wish for ....

Granted, but there are much more than that.

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I wish for a screen of LIFE!

Granted, except your computer's wallpaper is of the board game, LIFE.

I wish for all the ice cream, in the world.

Granted, but you're allergic to lactose.

I wish for a battle axe

(I'm afraid wishing this <:-|)