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Wish granted, but the pie is carved out of wood and you cannot eat it.

I wish I had a Mini Cooper.

I don't know what that is, but you get a mini mini mini mini mini min mini mini mini mini Cooper, so small you can't see it or use it, and then you accidentally step on it.

I wish I had a larger T.V.

Granted, but it's so large that you can't plug it in.

I wish for an eternal sleep that can't be interrupted.

Your wish sounds oddly like death, and the great spirits confuse that with it and give you death.

I wish for a better heating system.

Granted, but it such a good heating system, it can't be turned off! You can probably guess what happens next.

I wish for a magic wand.

Granted, but the wand turns out to be a toothpick, and you end up losing it.

I wish for a Despair, Inc. Pessimist Mug

(look it up before you post)

You get it then it turns out to be an optimist's mug.



I wish world happiness =].

it is world angryness- at you! An angry mob comes and burns down your entire neighborhood and then kills you by cruel and unusual torture.

I wish my mouse would stop failing

Your wish is granted...for a few minutes. Then it falls apart.

Please Excuse My Double Post

I wish for something random.

Granted, you get this...


I wish for Sonic the Hedgehog 4!

the original 2-d series? too bad, you get Crappy- I mean, Shadow- the hedgehog instead. And when you try to sell it to Gamestop, they tell you they already have too many of them. (Curses! I can't believe how bad that one was! They lied to me!)

I wish Shadow The Hedgehog (The Game) Was better. I don't know why I am bringing this up (been a few years now) but I still kinda wish it was.

Granted. Shadow dies, but then gets brought back to life. Then the game system crashes. fail

I Wish for an unfailable Shoop Da Whoop

what? I guess you get a Whoop Da Shoop instead.

I wish for 20,000 pounds of stuffing. Not stuffed inside me.

granted-you get 20,000 pounds of stuffing painfully injected, not stuffed inside of you