Forums → Forum Games → Corrupt a wish!

Your wish was granted by posting that wish, but by posting something you must have known would be foolish shows that you actually have skills, somehow.

I wish for a reasonably sized portion of spaghetti that is cooked so it is al dente and served steaming but not scalding, enchanted in a way that no one can dislike it, and served on fine china not in any way made of any animal (including a human) and is brought to me and in no way inaccessible nor in any imminent danger of being lost or being eaten by anyone else.

Granted, but someone snipes you in the neck with a fast-acting poison dart because they thought you were someone important to have such a perfect plate of pasta, so you're dead, and the pasta is simply thrown away. Oh well.

I wish for a bunny.

Granted, It's a GANGZTA bunny and it steal your car and money.

I wish for a giant piece of cardboard.

Granted, your 10 Pound dog pulls a gun. Your 90 pound dog runs off, scared to death.

I wish I didn't have to brush my teeth,

Granted, but there is still the problem of it hurting like a mother b***h when you step on one.

I wish there was no way for people to choke on anything.

Granted, but we became too smart for our own good, outsmarted short-tempered aliens, and the Earth was incinerated.

I wish for my little sisters nail polish to not stink up the entire house with its polishy stench.

Granted, but a really important game critic said it was terrible and paid AG $1 million to take it off the site...and they did.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Edit: I wish I wasn't so bored waiting for posts on my favorite forum games.

Granted, but you're banned a minute after.

I wish those Monsters I drank earlier were still working.

I wish I owned a nice house that was not haunted or anything.

Granted, but you asked someone to smash your foot in a garage door.

I wish Monsters wouldn't make peoples heads explode.

Granted, but you asked someone to smash your foot in a garage door.

I wish Monsters wouldn't make peoples heads explode.

I wish I could destroy Koru in armatar wars...

Granted, but the genie gets bored and eventually stops granting your wishes.

Why would I ask that?

Granted, but it stops working at all.

I wish for a better Forum Game.