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Granted, but you stole it all and get arrested.

I wish to be fully awake during school days.

Granted, but your so awake you sleep on your weekends.

Oh man I forgot to make a wish.

I wish for buttery socks.

Granted, but it doesn't give good advice to only you.

I wish for the corruption of this wish to spread throughout the entire world.

but your so awake you sleep on your weekends

Granted. It is posted on Ashton Kutcher's Twitter (aka Aplusk, the more popular twitter account) and spreads around the world. However, it was submitted by a hacker using Aplusk's account, so the corruption becomes the infamous CORRUPTAWISHES virus and crashes ALL the computers on the universe!

I wish the "CORRUPTAWISHES" virus didn't had (hypothetically) took over my computer.

^ The virus is a creation for fun purposes. No virus like that ever existed.

Granted, but you lose it all at the bottom of the ocean and is currently being guarded by the Kraken.

I wish The Late Late Show came on not so late so I could watch it every night.

Granted, but since nobody knows what that is, you get a moldy muffin, instead.

I wish the conditions for The Late Late Show to be on not so late weren't so ridiculous.

Granted, but you got a defective AR-50 that only takes 9mm rounds (they accidently put an M9 barrel in it). It disintegrates at the first shot.

I wish my yard would mow itself.

Un-granted. I corrupted first with my switchblade. *KIAAAA*

I wish for a street sign.

granted but someone comes and pours it all over your face.

i wish for a pencil.

Granted but you pencil transforms into a decepticon and tries to kill you.

I wish I had a lottery ticket.

granted bit gets blown away, landing in lava...

i wish i can unleash my powers to controll everyone!

Granted. They're unstable, so they control a ninja and it accidentally kills you.

I wish for a new printer!

Granted, but it has no ink.

I wish for Chuck Norris power.

Granted. It corrupts you. Big time. You splode in a fractal shape.

I wish for alcohol-free champagne!