Granted. You get a SWEEET laptop, but then you spills Java Monster (coffee-flavored energy drink! Hm...) in it and it turns into Godzilla's robotic counterpart. Why? You were watching the movie and the energy drink reacted with radioactive compounds located inside the laptop.
Granted. But, unfortunately, you're wish makes a rip in the fabric of time and space, thus bringing back a giant purple dinosaur. The dinosaur stomps on all the roads destroying them more. Sorry about that.
Granted, but since according to Jurassic Park 3, Velociraptors are the smartest dinosaur around. It becomes so smart and realizes it can bite your head off and you can't get away since it's faster.
I wish that my county had decided to cancel school last night so I wouldn't have woken up early only to find out I didn't have to.