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Granted, but someone tips alcohol in it on accident.

I wish for wishes!

Granted, but you hate your life and commit suicide

I wish for someone to say somthing witty!

Granted, but you are deaf.

I wish for more tea.

Granted, but the penny is rusted, so it looks green

I wish I had the penny

No wish to corrupt...

I wish for a faster internet connection.

Granted, but it goes too fast and you crash into a tree (see what I did there?)

I wish people would understand this joke.

Granted, but they take it too seriously and run to a nearby tree, looking for the crash.

I wish I was an lolcat O3O

Granted, but it's called getting laid off. You don't have a job anymore

I wish I had more AP to get cooler armatars

Granted, but you don't receive turtles.

I wish for the respect forum game to be unlocked.

Granted, but you get no respect.

I wish for a cool shield made out of fire.

it malfunctions and you get burned up.
i wish for a giant hat.

Granted, you now have a hat so giant that you are trapped under it.

I wish that I didn't have a paper due tommorow.

Granted, you have it due today.


I wish for nothing.

granted, nothing appears under your feet and you fall into a giant pit of nothing.
i wish for cake.

A huge cake shaped object stomps you.

I wish for a wish that cannot get corrupted.
I wish for the 3rd user to post after this post to become evil.
I wish for an apple with a worm that grants wishes in it.

Please answer to each wish induvidually.