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Granted, but your voice sounds like a cat getting run over by a lawnmower.

I wish I could fly!

Granted, at one millimeter per year.

I wish that the sun wasn't so hot.

Granted, now the sun is cold and people froze to death and the Earth is turned to ice.

I wish for no homework!

Granted, but you have infinite classwork.

I wish that I never had to write essays.

Sure, now you have to write full-length novels.

I wish for moooore

Granted, you got more of the coal.

I wish for something.

Granted, you get a nothing.

I wish that phones charged faster.

Granted. Whole city is now without electric power.

Wish some people everybody hates could just disappear...

Granted, you disappear.

Just kidding.

I wish that people wouldn't change their armatars.

Granted, we no longer have armatars.

I wish to be a necromancer, and a nec-romancer.

Granted, you can raise one lizard from the dead and have a sexual relationship with a person's neck.

I wish that Sai does not flirt with my neck.

Granted, your neck grows a mouth and flirts with the feces of Saiyoku, never getting the advances of Saiyoku.

I wish to be able to slack off even more.

Granted. You've died from being too lazy.

Wish I could become a famous musician.

Granted. But everyone with common sense hates you. (so you're like Justin Bieber)

I wish for the best samurai ever to work for me and not betray me.

Granted, but you have to train him 24 hours a day.

I wish for chocolate!