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Granted, but you're arrested for murder shortly after.

I wish for a mountain.

Granted, but it's Mount St. Helens which is about to erupt.

I wish Mount St. Helens won't erupt.

Granted, every other volcano on Earth erupts.

I wish that raw fish didn't smell terrible.

Granted, now you smell terrible instead.

I wish my files were not corrupted.

Granted, but your computer gets blown to bits a second later

I wish I have the best gaming pc on earth

Granted, but you have no time to game because you're busy paying off your debt.

I wish for fish.

Granted, I give you a dish: Chicken marinated in a mix of soy sauce, bayleaf, pepper and some other spices I'm gonna skip because of laziness

I wish I have enough money to pay off all of our loans.

Granted, but you're left with no money after paying off loans

I wish for a stable system

Granted, a stable system that consists of a grain of sand that moves left and right repeadadly.

I wish for a ceiling light.

Granted. It's bright, red, and your eyes burn.

I wish for smarts.

I raise Einstein from the dead, then he made you look dumber than usual

I wish to be able to empathize

Granted, now you emphasize everything.

I wish I had more funky dreams.

Granted, all your dreams are now 0.0000000000001% more funky.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

Granted, you get a cereal, milk, and fried fish with mayonnaise dish.

I wish for blood and suffering upon my mr's enemies!

Grante~ *gasp* you have a mr now! O.o *brain explodes, spilling blood everywhere*

*screaming* I wish for a new brain immediate~