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Gregbyte
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I know the cartoon of Pokemon is pretty bad but the games are great but you have to admit, a world where Pokemon existed would be pretty cool. Comments people? I'm not saying it should be like that, just that it'd be cool if it were. Also, feel free to talk about the games and asking for trades here.

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thisisnotanalt
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If Pokemon actually existed...then everyone would be a vegetarian.
If Pokemon actually existed...then everyone would be able to defend themselves without guns.
If Pokemon actually existed...then traveling alone would be really dangerous.
If Pokemon actually existed...then eventually there would be huge overpopulation because pokemon reproduce like crazy and they CAN'T DIE!

DDX
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If Pokemon actually existed...then eventually there would be huge overpopulation because pokemon reproduce like crazy and they CAN'T DIE!

you could eat them...
SuperZagron
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Pokemon is awsome. It is the greatest stratagy/RPG ever. If they were real I would have a million alakazams.

thisisnotanalt
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you could eat them...


Mmmmmmmmm. . .some Pikachu electricity sack. . .ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Also, in the pokemon world, the pokemon can't die, and they have to be dead after you eat them No guns to kill them. They CAN'T DIE, and they wouldn't.
Parsat
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PETA would go freaking nuts on "animal cruelty." Seriously, if cockfighting and bearbaiting is so vigorously protested, I'm not sure Pokemon battles would be very well approved of.

thisisnotanalt
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cockfighting

DON'T EVADE THE CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSSSSSSORRRRRRRR~

/inside joke
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PETA would be of no object, but lol.
Green12324
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It would be amazing if Pokemon was real, lol.

Eff PETA. They're crazy anyway.

Parsat
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thisisnotanalt: Sick-minded much?

You have to hand it to those Pokemon though. They're durable: if they can get smacked, crushed, shocked, frozen, burned, slashed, and pummeled and only faint, who knows what they could do with a POKEMON REVOLUTION?

Danstanta
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Oh my god, hearing Pikachu and squirrtel, I would die, Child time of Pokemon was alright but now it's just hell.

I really don't even want to hear it.

thisisnotanalt
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Sick-minded much?


Notice the '/inside joke' there? From Zoph's art thread. Not even
South Park can contaminate my mind. They tried and failed.
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That's my main beef with them. You take a little Togepi, a baby still in it's friggin egg, then get a giant dragon to hit it with a beam that could rip through Mt. Everest, and it only FAINTS.
knight_34
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Many play Pokemon. However those many, are still children. The children of yesterday, watched and played Pokemon. The children of today do that too. Typically, us here on AG are the children of yesterday that I am referring to.

Existed? Existed! And the Pokemon universe was combined with our own?! Noooo!

I would either ignore all of it, explode, burst into depression, attempt to destroy Pokemon, or go back in time to kill the fool who made Pokemon exist.

I do not want to inhabit this planet in such circumstances.

Blkasp
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People would go crazy and have power..

What a world... mad world. Dead World.

PanoNeji
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i'd be a charizard

Dudenator2
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it was one of my favorite games and i still play it. if i could have any pokemon it would have to be... pidgeot mostly cause it can fly me places

Zophia
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Uhm, thisisnotanalt, they can die... They just don't in the games, because, well what kind of game mechanics would that be... A critter you spent ages getting, suddenly poof dead. Not good for the game.

Also, people spam too much in this thread... Wonder if Cen will take up his habit of bashing people posting here without thinking again...

This was a zombie thread resurrected with a post saying "omg" and nothing else, btw.

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