Yesterday, I epically pwnd myself! I went to the fridge and got a drink. After I got the drink I went to get some Ice and wrecked my face on the freezer! Lol. Now I wanna her your own Epic Fail!
ROFL! One time I was really sleepy and when I was putting away dishes I accidentally put an empty tuperware container inside the fridge. . .. . . .LOL EPIC FAIL.
Freshman year of highschool, we were all outside playing socker on a football feild for PE and I was the goalie. I was the only one on our team's side of the feild, everyone else was all the way down the other side and the most entertainment I had was pacing back and fourth in boredom.
I was alone, every other person was trying to either score a goal or defend it. In the distance I saw 2 men, construction workers, working with shovels and other impliments of destruction. They were watching the soccer game.
I pute my hands over my head and closed my eyes, sighed as the blistering sun hit me, and turned around and I took one step. After my first step, my foot froze in the air and I felt the rusty steel pole of the goal in my face.
As soon as I turned around it was apparent I had just walked into the goal post and after walking into that goal post, feeling stupid, I looked around and nobody in my class saw me. The joy of such embarrasment being avoided was short lived as I looked to see two old construction workers laughing their faces off at such a fail, out in the distance with their shovels and impliments of distruction.
One time, I was taking a nap. You're supposed to take naps of 20 mins or less because anything more than that and your body begins the sleep cycle. This last about an hour and a half. So you either want a 20 min nap or a 90 min nap because if you wake up between the two times, you will feel groggy and just plain messed up. Well, I made the mistake of taking like a 50 min nap. I woke up, looked at my clock and saw that it was 6, thinking that I had to go to school becasue that was when I usually got up in the morning. So I got out of bed and went into the bathroom and got into the shower. It wasn't until the water actually hit me that I realized that it was actually 6 PM not 6 AM.
It wasn't my epic fail but yeah. At school I was walking out the door and a friend was walking behind me so I closed the door on him. Then he opened and closed it again on his own face.
You think it only happens to dumb blondes in YouTube videos, but well, it was possibly my most un-ninja moment ever.
See, I haven't run on a treadmill for a while. But I was testing my cardio function and getting rather bored of it, because I was only doing 10km/h, which I can do without even having to breathe much harder than usual. So I got bored and zoned out. Next thing I know, my feet are treading air and I land face-first on the treadmill, get swept under the treadmill and get ground up by it. I get up and hop back on as if nothing happened then notice this guy on the ergometer next to me wincing and shaking his head.
(here's a side note because NoName said he played as a goalie once!)
In high school, I played as a goalie for 4 years. I was actually not completely hopeless at it because I loved putting my body on the line for the sake of last-ditch defence. This has resulted in various injuries...getting my ribs broken, giving somebody a concussion...
But epic fail is forgetting one of the most important pieces of advice in diving: hands in a butterfly formation in front of your face. Not arms stretched out like superman. In practice, a guy from the first XI squad blew a cannonball at me from the penalty line and I dove for it, but my hands were stretched out too far and I got completely face-balled.
Bahaha! I go to a Catholic school, and I woke up one day, walked into my closet thinking about getting my school shirt off the hanger, then came back out without it, thinking I picked it up. Total dumb blonde-brunette moment! Wow, I musta been tired LOL! ROFLMBBO! ( **
One time after P.E. I was being slow on changing my uniform and I had to run like fragging hell in order to get to my other class, on the way, I accidentally crashed into a 7th grade girl and had an accidental make-out session with her. I was freaked all the way out, and I ended up with a scar on my crotch and the b**** slap of my life. ROFL
hahaha, that is funny fst6. fst6 is a failer! hahahaa! lol!
One time I was playing basketball in my backyard on my court, and i was hooting free-throws. I was doing my routine on free-throws, then when i bounced it the last time, i didn't catach it. Then i jumped in the air and shot anyway. It was hilarious! AFter i "shot" the ball. I noticed it was on the concrete right in front of me! haha!
