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Yo mama is so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99cent store.

Yo mama is so fat that even Jabba The Hutt was like "D@mmmnnnnnnnn".

lol your mama is hairy that the gorillas were jelous

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Yo mama soo fat , when they showed her a picture of her feet she couldnt recognize them =p

yo mama was so dumb sehe couldn't add 2+2

yo mama is so russian she bleeds vodka

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well your mama is so retarded that when she got in the car and couldn't start it

yo mama is so disguisting she has to sneak up to bathwater

ur mama is sooo high they found blood in her drug system

ur mama soo fat that when she bent over she showed sooo much crack the whole NYPD came there

your mama is so ugly that when a person looks at her they faint

you're not very good at this russianfreak

yo mama is so fat her belt size is equator

ur mama is sooo high they found blood in her drug system

yo mama is so fat she was baptized at Sea World

yo mama is so ugly, she gave Chuck Norris a scare

-Yo mama so fat, when she steps in the ocean all the whale come up and say "we are family"
-yo moma so ugly she trick-or-treats over the telephone
-yo moma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
-yo moma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
-yo moma so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
-yo moma so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead to "make up her mind"
lol....those are my best ones