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The Book of Breakfastarianism
Commandments: And the Lord spoke thusly:
1) Thou shall not have any meals before breakfast. 2) Thou shall not forget to eat breakfast and thou shalt keep it delicious. 3) Thou shall not make wrongful use of breakfast by eating instant or pre-made breakfasts. 4) Thou shall not steal food from your neighbors plate at breakfast. 5) Thou shall not covet your neighbors breakfast nor his seat in the booth by the window.
The Beggining
In the beggining of time, there was nothing. But then came forth a mighty rumbling. Twas the stomach of the Lord, and He was famished. So He spoke. And He did say "Let there be light!" And the universe was washed with light, for the Lord could not make His meal in the dark. He then made all the stars in the sky and all the planets surrounding them because He thought they looked very nice. In doing so, He made a cluster of stars and planets he named the Milkyway for it sounded tasty. This galaxy became His favourite, so He made a decision: He going to create a planet with man upon it so they too could see the beauty he Made. After seven days and nights, the Lord was done making the planet and man. And the Lord did grin. And the Lord then did feast. He ate the skies, stars and the planets. He then spoke "This way, I shall always be able to watch over and protect man along with the universe around him." Feeling accomplished and satiated, the Lord then went on His way.
A classic breakfast ****tail that will be sure to bring all the alcoholics and hobos to the cause.
Thats me lol. I love how the c.ock in cocktail is starred out. Thats quite jokes.
So is Denny's the holy place of worship?
For me it wuold have to be that place at Gatwick airport Garfunks. I had breakfast there once and it was well nice. Altho i remebr in Nevada i went 2 a place called rubies once. That was pretty buff. I gotta admit u americans know how to do good breakfast. I swea if i lived in ur country id b obese. U lot also invented lucky charms the best cereal of all time.
I suppose the only general breakfast place is Denny's... I can't really think of another chain? We have a great place around here named Percy's that we go to every week to eat...erm... worship the great hollandaise sauce!
firstly , making up religions about stupid stuff , is well.. stupid , secondly , breakfast? ive heard of pieanism but this is rediculous.. i hate breakfast as it is already ..
I saw a couple chicks get stabbed at my IHOP. Honest to god. One of the waitresses boyfriends came in out of his mind on cocaine or something and he went after her. She ran away but the dude wound up stabbing the manager. One of my friends called the cops as the guy ran off. He only stabbed the manager a couple times and another waitress once and then he ran off.
once again as i usually say this is the dumbest thing i have ever heard! once again everyone say it to yourself. now in your head. now doesnt it sound alot stupider?
