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The Book of Breakfastarianism
Commandments: And the Lord spoke thusly:
1) Thou shall not have any meals before breakfast. 2) Thou shall not forget to eat breakfast and thou shalt keep it delicious. 3) Thou shall not make wrongful use of breakfast by eating instant or pre-made breakfasts. 4) Thou shall not steal food from your neighbors plate at breakfast. 5) Thou shall not covet your neighbors breakfast nor his seat in the booth by the window.
The Beggining
In the beggining of time, there was nothing. But then came forth a mighty rumbling. Twas the stomach of the Lord, and He was famished. So He spoke. And He did say "Let there be light!" And the universe was washed with light, for the Lord could not make His meal in the dark. He then made all the stars in the sky and all the planets surrounding them because He thought they looked very nice. In doing so, He made a cluster of stars and planets he named the Milkyway for it sounded tasty. This galaxy became His favourite, so He made a decision: He going to create a planet with man upon it so they too could see the beauty he Made. After seven days and nights, the Lord was done making the planet and man. And the Lord did grin. And the Lord then did feast. He ate the skies, stars and the planets. He then spoke "This way, I shall always be able to watch over and protect man along with the universe around him." Feeling accomplished and satiated, the Lord then went on His way.
I like this idea, mainly due to the fact that I have followed the rules for years. Why would someone eat something before breakfast. I would like to join. Devoidless should write down the commandments somewhere on his profile too. What are the reward the Lord gives us for worshiping him. Or is this where the religion has to work on?
and yet they locked the anti-breakfastairian post when they were haveing fun. No this is no joke, its currupt politics, useage of unfair advantages, the moderators can have all the fun they want apparently but the useres can't. This entire thread would have been locked if someone like me and a bunch of regular useres started it.
No, this is a real thread, the other was flaming this religion, and so it was locked, if this was called "Anti-christism" than it probably would be locked just like the other one.
I love to cook and eat breakfast. eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, and toast...mmmmmmmm. thats my favorite. I do it every saturday and sunday morning. I just don't know if i could do it seven days a week.
It's amazing actually. If it wasn't for coffee I couldn't become a highly devout Breakfastarian. I wouldn't be able to wake up early enough to cook my meals.. Thank you Spanish people from Lima, South America!!
