Forums → Forum Games → 1001 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

1. click off all the register lights except the onee with the '20 items or less'
2. climb on top of the frozen vegetable thing, and jump into the tomatos.
3. run through the store spraying Windex on people

go into toy section, break a toy, then blame a kid for it, after an employee saw you.

i read all of the posts!!! muhahaha it took meh 2hours!!!

take a dump on the floor and say "CLEAN UP on aisle 4!"


Dance like Barney on drugs and climb on the shelves


deliberately stalk people until they notice

throw everytime you see a enploye a dumpster on him/her.

smash/destroy the fire alert systems and the sprinkler systems and make then fire in every dumpster. oh, and blockade the exits.

take a baseball bat and destroy every (and i mean EVERY) glas you see.

Get someone to push you in a buggy while holding a steering wheel cover, when you see a employee yell get the fuck out of my way. This will work quite fine. A good add-on would be to talk on the cellphone while doing it.

grab a cart, have a friend push you and scream, "the British are coming the British are coming! AHHH!!!

Take a cardboard box and some blankets and newspaper. Grab some food and water from shevles, then start eating. Stay till night and then move out without paying saying you dont like the atmosphere here XD

I remember this onre time my friends and i were at a party and i guess i just got like really drunk or something and i woke up without a shirt,so i went to walmart shirtless,and the greeter was all like welcome to walmart do you have anything to return and is aid no and then a man came up to me and asked me to leaved and i just ignored him and went to the mens clothing aisle and grabed a black shirt and put it on then i was grabbed by that man and he said that i was to come with him but i didtn cause i needed the shirt so i broke free of his grasp of jackassiness and bought my shirt.So in the long run i get thrown in jail for public indecentcy for the night.
wow this post seems long.

eat some bras

1. Put a hat you own on, go to the hats section, when security passes make a runner.
2. Buy a hammer and a ladder, climb up to the sign and flick off the nails / peel it off with the back of the hammer.
3. Buy a bike and try riding on it standing.
4. Buy a Skateboard and try tricks with it sitting down.
5. Buy a Scooter and try driving it.



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Go to the camping section, buy a gun and some shells then hold up walmart.

1. Walk in and say that Safeway is better
2. Go into the underwear section, and color them with brown marker.
3.Write 'wallmart eats small children' everywhere

1. say that they force chinese children to make toys for americans
2. take a chainsaw then rob the store for that chainsaw.
3. walk up to a store clerk and scream NO! they will likely reply, no... what? then you scream NO, i will NOT take my pants off for you!
4. send them the link to this
5. make fun of the employes constantly

pee on the self check out line

sorry double post

poop on the floor