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hey i dunno if im allowed to join but i thought i could post a joke

so a man is going on a buisness trip to japan but he doesnt know a word fo japaneese

within a few days he gets very lonely so he hires a whore for the night

all night when hes in him room with he she keeps screaming "hoshimota hoshimota"

the next day the man is at a gold game with one of his japaneese acoplaces. the man makes a hole in one and his friend complements him.

not knowing what to say because he knows no japaneese the man says "hoshimota" and his friend says "what do you mean wrong hole?"

sorry if im not allowed to post or if this seems racist to any 1 hope you enjoyed it

@crazjay id say a 5.5

@weeine id say 6.5 and its not really joing you jost post and we rate

here goes a yo mama XD

yo mama so stupid when your dad came and said it was chili outside she ran outside with a spoon!

yo mama so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickle pickle!

hey can i join i know some good jokes

That was good craz

I laughed for a good 20 seconds

Oh, can i judge?

If not, then i will enter, but i would rather judge :P

This is a joke i really want you guys to rate.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Uh this competition will not work because jokes easily gotten online that isn't theirs.

lol pretty good darkboy 7 but how bout ur moma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices =p

Yeah, plokkey is right, that one is all over the place...

I've got one...WOMEN'S RIGHTS! OH HO HO HO. I SO FUNNY.

riciador you are alowed to judge joke or just coment along with evreyone else
darkboy that was funny

Q:Why don't some black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
A:Because K.F.C. isn't open on the Holidays.

Q:How is a black person called when he is leaving Africa?
A:Black-out!

It is totally mine,I thought it myself.I'll think more and post later.

What do you call 10 blondes ear to ear? A wind tunnel.