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mattt15
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What i need for this competition is 4, 8 or 16 good joke teller. 3 judges and good jokes.
Your alloud to say any jokes. Questions, yo mama jokes, knock-knock jokes... ANY!Even blond jokes, midget jokes but don't do too much descrimanation plz.
Soo who wants to join.
By the way, in the beginning of the game, the 2 competetents says a serious battle of jokes or just fun. I hope you know whats the difference.

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shermzx
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Where do birds go for a beer?
The crowbar.

globdog76
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ok @DiTzi SURE

@shermzx no coping

jond
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jond
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it should be in the unofficial chat that's a good place.

Monocycles
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Monocycles
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when are we going to start

mattt15
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thanx allot globdog76.
Its okay about russianfreak.

Okay um everyone says a joke and if the judges rate it more then 4.0 your safe.

You guys got until friday to tell us a joke.

Monocycles
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K GOOD. is it ok if it is a joke we have already said?

omegaman2_1
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omegaman2_1
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yo can i join?

The_Blood_Diamond
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Want to read something nasty? A Baby in a Dumpster...Want to read something nastier? It eats its way out...Want to read something nastier? It comes back for more!

-Diamond

Monocycles
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sorry you guys can't join i think we are full

Monocycles
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heres my joke. ablond walks in to an electrics store and whants to buy a plasma screen tv. the manager said i dont sell to blonds. so she dies her hair black and comes back but the manager says i won't sell to blonds. so she dies her hair red but he says i wont sell to blond. she goes brunette but that won't work either so finally she asks why he won't sell to blonds and he says "thats a microwave"

globdog76
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yes we are all full sorry i crack up when i see that so i say a 8.5

globdog76
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globdog76
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oh sorry for the wrong judge ment but i realized somthing

shouldt it be:

why he wont sell to blonds


instead:How did you know i was a blond
globdog76
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oh i am so sorry for tripple posting but i have to take off one point sorry~7.5 =0 =*{

globdog76
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next plese

weenie1234
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ok i got mine...its about friendship

a friend is someone who will some and see in in jail

a good friend is someone who will bail you out of jail

the best friend is the guy next to you in jail saying "dang that was a good one lets do it again sometime"

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