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mattt15
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What i need for this competition is 4, 8 or 16 good joke teller. 3 judges and good jokes.
Your alloud to say any jokes. Questions, yo mama jokes, knock-knock jokes... ANY!Even blond jokes, midget jokes but don't do too much descrimanation plz.
Soo who wants to join.
By the way, in the beginning of the game, the 2 competetents says a serious battle of jokes or just fun. I hope you know whats the difference.

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russianfreak
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Who is winning the comp. cause i wanna know.

globdog76
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well its not really a win or lose thing its more someone tell a joke and we rate it "we" being anybody

imthebest
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imthebest
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this has been said before and its kinda mean but what ever

what do the x box 360 and Michal Jackson have in common?
they both went from black to white and are turned on by little kids

globdog76
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thats a good one i think about a 7

Monocycles
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Monocycles
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How do you kill a blond? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

imthebest
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20 ways to annoy people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

Monocycles
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Monocycles
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a blond brunette and redhead go to heaven.god says i dont think you deserve this so each of you have to walk up 100 steps that all have jokes on them and you can only go to heaven if you don't laugh. brunette gets to 15 and giggles. redhead gets to 39 and starts laughing. blond gets to 99 and laughs histerically. god says whats wrong that one wasn't that funny and the blond says i just got the first joke. (kind of long i know)

Monocycles
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how do you know if a blonds been using your computer? theres whiteout on the moniter

imthebest
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imthebest
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i dont get it???

imthebest
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imthebest
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o now i get it

Monocycles
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that wasn't a very good joke i'm the best.

Monocycles
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one day three men are wisked up to god. they ask where are our wifes and god says there in the next room doing the same thing.then god asks the first guy how much he's cheated on his wife and he says 10. god gives him a junky car. the next guy say's 4 and he gets a ridgeline. the third guy say's none and he gets a aston martin. the third guy comes home see's his wife and cries.a neighbor asks why are you crying and he say's he saw his wife on a scooter.

Monocycles
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theres a swimming competition that if you swim a mile to the island you get 1000000 $. the brunette(yes this is a blond joke) gets 1/4 and is eatin by crocodiles. the redhead goes 3/4 and drowns. the blond swims halfway decides she can't do it and swims back.


yo mamma so fat when she walks her but looks like 2 elevators arguing lets go up lets go down lets go up lets go down.

Kipdon
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Where do birds go for some beer?
A crowbar.

Why did George Washington always look tired?
He refused to lie.

The second one wasn't my best joke, but the first one was funnier.

*WARNING* *WARNING* *CHUCK NORRIS JOKE*
Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands, now they're just called the Islands.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. (You do not want to know)

Monocycles
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Monocycles
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Kipdon you were suposed to rate mine. yours are 5/10

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