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mattt15
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What i need for this competition is 4, 8 or 16 good joke teller. 3 judges and good jokes.
Your alloud to say any jokes. Questions, yo mama jokes, knock-knock jokes... ANY!Even blond jokes, midget jokes but don't do too much descrimanation plz.
Soo who wants to join.
By the way, in the beginning of the game, the 2 competetents says a serious battle of jokes or just fun. I hope you know whats the difference.

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globdog76
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Weeine is still in first we are wating for crazyjay and monocycles and we will have a winner

weenie1234
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lol i gota say those where so great chuck norris jokes man but how bout

chuck norris is so tough he once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger and yelling "bang"

chuck norris is so tough when he jumps in water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris

the only hand that can beat a royal flush is chuck norris'

chuck norris doent have a chin, just another fist

and finally... chuck norris doesnt read books he just stares them down for information

thxs for readin =p

crazjayz
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Man, weenie1234's joke was good, but I don't know if I want to keep up with the blonde joke theme. Hmm, I'll sleep on it and come up with something good tomorrow.

Monocycles
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Monocycles
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( read this joke in the perspective of a fat person)
How many skinny people does it take to fill up a shower?

A billion because they all slip down the drain.

globdog76
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globdog76
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you guys cant make this easy for me to judge can you one good joke after another so im going to pick a random person to tell us whats funnier and crazyjay has to post still

ManUtd4life096
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What's the difference between nerds in a bar and the Pacers? They both pass it around before being thrown out.

globdog76
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globdog76
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ok weeine your still ahead crazyjaz we are wating for you then this thread will be deleted and Joke Competition 2 is born

Monocycles
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Monocycles
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man i used all my good jokes in the beggining

tennisman24
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tennisman24
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hey can i use my good joke

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

nick123ABC
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nick123ABC
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how do you find the richest man in mexico?

roll a nickle down the street

Zophia
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Zophia
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globdog asked me to delete this, but I'm just gonna lock it...
He said there'd be a new thread for another round of it?
Well...
*lock*

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