What i need for this competition is 4, 8 or 16 good joke teller. 3 judges and good jokes. Your alloud to say any jokes. Questions, yo mama jokes, knock-knock jokes... ANY!Even blond jokes, midget jokes but don't do too much descrimanation plz. Soo who wants to join. By the way, in the beginning of the game, the 2 competetents says a serious battle of jokes or just fun. I hope you know whats the difference.
Two blonds are driving in the country. One of the blonds looks out the window and sees a blond in the middle of one the field rowing a boat. She say "its blonds like that who give us a bad name." The other blond says "i know, if i could swim i would go and drown her."
Little tommy was inside the kitchen playing with his train set. He would pull up to the station and say "All the nice people getting on the train get the F#<& on the train, all the nice people getting off the train, get the F#<& off the train. His mom, in the kitchen, herd him saying this, and went over to scold him. She said "Tommy your not supposed to say that word. The right way to say that sentence is All the nice people getting on the train please get on the train, All the nice people getting off the train please get off the train." She then puts tommy in the corner of an hour. When he gets out she let him play again, and this time when he pulls up to the station he says "all the nice people getting on the train please hurry up and get on the train, all the nice people getting off the train hurry up and get off the train, 'cus the B!$<% in the kitchen just made me an hour late."
A first grade class comes in from recess. The teachers asks Sarah what she did at recess. Sarah said "i played in the sand box". The teacher said "good now if you can spell sand on the board i will give you a cookie." She then asks matt what he did at recess. He says "i played in the sand box." THe teachers says "good now if you can spell box on the board than i will give you a cookie." She then asks Mohammed what he did at recess. He says "I tried to play with matt and sarah but they threw rocks at me." The teachers says "this sound like blatant racial descrimination, and if you can write blatant racial descrimination on the board i will give you a cookie."
One day a Blond goes up to a guy and says "I want the alligator skin shoes, please." The guy says that they are all out, so the blond says she'll search for the shoes on her own. The next day, the man sees he blond pull out an alligator, and watched in amazement as she dragged it out on the beach. Then she yelled "Dammit! This one isn't wearing shoes either!"
alright probably not one of my best ones but here it goes
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One is a brunette one is a redhead and one is a blonde...
Two guards bring the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells "earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams "tornado!" Yet again everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no and the executioner shouts Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts "fire!"
