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( true events )

a child's school was learning about religion.

This child comes along and says he believes in the church of a "Spaghetti monster". The teachers and staff were obligated to devote 1/3 of their time on a lesson about the giant flying spaghetti monster. Soon, they came to their sences and cut it out of their learning seesions upon discovery about the fact that this child completely made it up.
How do you explain this? please post your opinion here!

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Mac_MK
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If Wikipedia says it, it must be true.


oh man your a funny person lol if you didn't know anyone can edit information on Wikipedia and I can just go on that link and change everything lol

hey everyone if people can believe in Flying Spaghetti Monster then why don't we start believing in Harry Potter?
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Ooooh watch it nicklebacksucks! you'll get banned by the fascist moderators who also banned the first amendment!

anyways, the point is, should the child be punished? I think yes because he was making a mockery out of the school system!

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Ooooh watch it nicklebacksucks! you'll get banned by the fascist moderators who also banned the first amendment!

lolol look i got banned over 9000 times lolololol look im posting lololol im going to get banned again lolololol prove me wrong lolololol
anyways, the point is, should the child be punished? I think yes because he was making a mockery out of the school system!

Thats what your supposed to do. This is America. We're supposed to have the right to make a mockery of everything.
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Nobody needs to prove a fool wrong, so let's make that over 9001 times now lol.

Where's lige where you need somebody to hand out pwning to people who argue about silly things on teh internetz?

OH WAIT THERE'S ME :O

Yeah guys, seriously. My banhammer is big and fat and slightly unwieldy, so trouble always brings collateral damage!

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the child really didn't know any better. Kids have overactive imaginations and it's fun to randomly spurt out what you ate for dinner last night, and then preach it to your science teacher. I did it once only it was "The ultra-planatary meatball meateor" and that only the muffin man could stop the meateor (intended spelling errors, both). thus we should praise him, I thought it was hilarious, it's like making fun of the pledge of the allegiance each morning.

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There are people out there who beleive in the giant flying spaghetti monster!

samy
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There are people out there who beleive in the giant flying spaghetti monster


Most just believe it as a protest against religion.
Eshbringer
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I might not belive in god, but I still think FSM is the goddess of all times! and spaghetti cat is the evil devil >.< (which I still worship)

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see

Talo
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Education for the Idiots

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I think we could all learn from FSMism.

samy
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Education for the Idiots


No the ones who practice that our the idiots.

I think we could all learn from FSMism.


and i think it's a bunch of BS from an elitist.
Communist
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An elitist? please. He's just expressing his opinion in the ultimate way of spite!

samy
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-.- I hope that was sarcasm.

Communist
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No that definatly was not sarcasm

-sarcasm

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