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Communist
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( true events )

a child's school was learning about religion.

This child comes along and says he believes in the church of a "Spaghetti monster". The teachers and staff were obligated to devote 1/3 of their time on a lesson about the giant flying spaghetti monster. Soon, they came to their sences and cut it out of their learning seesions upon discovery about the fact that this child completely made it up.
How do you explain this? please post your opinion here!

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Tarcobell
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it's real

montywilson21
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i just think it is hillarious!!!!!!!!!!

tomertheking
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you're all nuts

balerion07
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I find this religion a relief in all the serious of beliefs and ideals in the past centuries. Thank you Pasta. You are the true Italian dish. Pizza is no match for you. Amen.


You mean Ramen.
VoteSocialist
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I love spaghetti.

Zephera
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I assure you that the FSM is real. Have you been touched by his noodly appendage? If you have, I suggest you spread his word.

RAmen

ComradeGamer
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mmmmm spaghetti, what kind?

QueenFirebreath
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spaghetti monster=dumb

AnaLoGMunKy
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I just had pasta mayo with yellowy bitz... all hail the creamy goodness and yellowy bitz...

Fourhand
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Chuck Norris!

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