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k thank u for your honesty

HEY dont make me eliminate both of you nick you are not a judge and i said no flaming this is your last and only warning t bone the judging begins later after we geet 16 peole
we have 4 and 3 judges

I sawy

am i a judge?

tennisman24 that was a good one 8

AIREo0 that was also good but i think i remember hearing that somewhere oh well 7.5

what about mine

oh

tbone i'm sorry but those were really bad. come back with better jokes when we do joke competition 3. you are eliminated

and me????????????????????

you had some good some bad round them togetr you get a eight and a half

why is no one joining?

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?

A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Dubya doesn't know the difference.

A boy ask's his mother "mommy how old are you" mom says "Billy that is somthing you shouldent ask ladies" Billy goes away... The next day Billy comes back and ask's "Mommy how tall are you?" Mom says "Billy that is also somthing you shouldn't ask ladies" Billy leaves. Billy is at school and ask's "My mom wont tell me anything how can I find this stuff out?" His friend replies "Steal her wallet billy" so the next day Billy approaches his mother and says "Mommy i know how tall you are, your age, and why daddy left you" Mom relplies "What? how do you know?"
Billy replies " Your 39 years old, your 5"6 and daddy left you because you got an F in sex"..

I thought this was pretty funny lol

-Jesse

nice!

so we have
Korn72491
nick123ABC
Aireo0
tennisman24

Lets Give it up for the judges

Monocycles
capartybou1212

and me